Mind reader
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One day a young man was visiting the fair. Over to one side was a
small tent, with a sign that said "For 50 dollars I'll teach you
to be a mind reader! - Apply within."
So the young man thought that he'd give it a go, and went inside.
Behind a small table inside was an old man, who looked up when the
young man entered and says, "Ah, you must be here for the mind
reading lessons."
"Er, yes," the young man said.
"Well, follow me, and I'll give you your first lesson." Then the
old man goes out the back of the tent and comes back with a hose.
"Here, hold this hose," he said.
"Why?" said the young man.
"It's part of the lesson," replies the old man, "Now, look in the
end and tell me what you see."
So the young man looks into the end of the hose, and only sees
darkness.
"I don't see anything," he tells the old man.
Just then the old man turns on a tap, and the hose shoots water
into the young man's face.
"I just knew you'd do something like that." the young man shouts
at the old man.
"There.. you are now a mind reader!" the old man replies, "That'll
be 50 dollars."
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Rude places to live
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Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
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