The fact remains that there are various reasons as to why each team shouldn't win the trophy, and barely any as to why any of them should:
Chelsea:
Disgusting "Nouvea Riche" team with no history, a bunch of disgusting players, and a captain who hardly deserves to lift a trophy made of cardboard, let alone the biggest prize in European club football. Moreover, they are an English team from the over-rated cuntbag of an over-rated league, the English Premiershit. Any English team winning, is like the national team of England winning something. We will never hear the end of it.
Real Madrid:
Mourinho. Pepe. Ronaldo. Ramos.

A team with great tradition and history, but seeing them lift the trophy for a record 10'th time, hence becoming the first team to have double digit wins in Europe's Elite competition, and doing it with a batch of classless, disgusting cunts. Fuck no! These guys are nowhere near as good or classy as the Madrid of Zidane, Figo, and Raul.
Barcelona:
A win for them would imply a new and more moronic batch of glory-hunters and band-wagoners who know fuck all about football. We already hear enough about how great and exciting Barca are, how they represent all that is good and holy about football, etc... We don't need more of that shit, and we don't have to put up with more idiotic 12 year old fans telling us how great Barca and their little hypocrite fuckers (Messi, Iniesta, Xavi) are. I'd rather not see them winning back to back CL titles, but I have a sneaky suspicion UEFA wants to ensure that happens.
Bayern Munich:
The least fancied, and least talked about team in this quadrant. They have a rich history and tradition, and even though they have a bunch of disgusting directors (and our relationship with them isn't the greatest to say the least), not to mention that they folded like pussies against Inter in the 2010 CL Final, I'd still rather see them winning the trophy than any of the other cuntbags in this quadrant.