I agree: Let us not underestimate the Glasgow Ranger Hearts anymore. For that reason, I did some research and in the spirit of getting to know our opponents better, I found these historic facts: Irish (or Celtic, as some prefer it) football has historically been very, very good. In fact, the first ever recorded football match was between the Picts United and the Celt Druids, who had just acquired a young Viking raider midfielder. The score ended 1233-1110. In those days the score was tallied by people behaded by axe or sword. The heads then separated from the body were kicked into a pit (whence the hallowed habit of kicking a ball has passed down to us). When the heads were ripe, or, in the Pictish dialect of the time, firm, they were then counted by Catholic monks sanctioned by the Pope to give the final score. That's where the name Old Firm comes from. King Arthur outlawed the beheading of natives for crimes not related to sex (this was known as the Reformation and has caused much controversy since) and they have used cabbages of the particularly firm variety to this day. When the cabbages are no longer fit to kick they are made into soup by blind nuns.