Dinoball is pulling teeth football at super slow tempo, sitting deep to soak pressure, give away possession etc.. that's Allegriball 95%of the time. And this season is its ugliest and least effective form.
Then there is Jihadball. On the rare occasions he decides to play attacking football, only its not following any plan or practiced patterns. It ends up looking like a collective improv by a bunch of headless chickens on a bouncy castle. It's going all out attack, wasting to of chaotic chances and of we are lucky we see vlahovic intercept a deflected Morata overhead kick in the dying minutes to score.
But more often than not, it doesn't work. Our strikers waste lots of chances because it's all improv and Allegri comes out saying "see!? That's why we sit deep and don't attack"
Throaters then call this jihadball as our best performance of the season (like the Inter performance for eg)