Well, we were driving around on Taylor street in Columbia, SC. All of a sudden, we turn a corner and there is this point set up to randomly test people if they are driving under the influence. They tested me, I blew a .04, and I am under 21 so I automatically got put in the back of a squad car. The funny thing was, we were driving around drinking, i had three beers, and Aziz had had about 16. He was almost throwing up on himself, but they let him drive my car back to his dorm without breathalizing him. So they actually did something worse by letting him drive rather than letting me drive.
THEN: I returned to the South Carolina Police Department to have myself booked, then mug shot taken, then placed in a holding cell. (It was a solitary cell since I was there for a longer time than most people.)
I was given some nice comfy orage garb, with some orange slippers. The only time I was scared was when I looked at some massive African American man and he was like, "HEY, WHITE BOY, YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME, BEIN' IN THAT CELL BY YOURSELF?"
I seriously answered by saying: "Coppa di testa di solo, mi namo se es Alessandro. I no speaka the English."
I know it was defenitely wrong and made no sense, but he didn't know that, so he was just like, "Ohh, guess he don't know English."
Then know one else talked to me except the Police Officers and the Judge.
I got off with 12 hours of community service. I told them that I was sick and that I had taken a lot of cough syrup. That made sense because I was sick as a dog with the flu the whole time I was there.
So, on friday I picked up trash for 12 hours beside of US Interstate 77 outside of Columbia, SC, then drove home yesterday.
Fun, fun.
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