ATTACK OF THE I-TALIEN
There I was, sitting at home watching "Revenge of the Grapefruit-Sized Nuts" for the third time that night, when suddenly Vinnie Barbarino kicked in my door and beat me about the head and torso with a styrofoam ham. He demanded that I "hand over the Gabagool". I was confused. I said, "Vinnie, are you asking for Capicola?" and he said. "What?" I responded, "Capicola." He said. "Where?"
By the time we finished that routine, the CPI Security guys had sent the police over and arrested the former sweathog on B&E, Attempted Larceny, Assault with a Deadly Weapon, and Drug Paraphernalia charges.