Burkey come back (15 Viewers)

[Elnur_E65]

Welcome back, dude...

 

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[Dragon]

When they caught me being drunk I said that I did not understand nor speak english so that made the process really confusing and very frustrating for them. Its the best option

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
When they caught me being drunk I said that I did not understand nor speak english so that made the process really confusing and very frustrating for them. Its the best option

Well, they knew I was from West Virginia, so I decided the best thing to do was just do the best I could to cooperate.

 

[Dragon]

How are the beds and the food in jail?

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++
I seriously answered by saying: "Coppa di testa di solo, mi namo se es Alessandro. I no speaka the English."

:LOL: Brilliant.



Walking into Uno's:

Uno's hostess- "How many sir?"

Andy- "ahh three"

Uno's hostess- "Okay three, can I have your name please?"

Burke- "Ahh Seedorf"

Hostess- "Seedorf?" (as the hostess girl taking our name is like :wth: )

Burke- "Yes Seedorf- S, e, e, d, o, r, f"

Aziz- "fvck this I'm outta here"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++

Walking into Uno's:

Uno's hostess- "How many sir?"

Andy- "ahh three"

Uno's hostess- "Okay three, can I have your name please?"

Burke- "Ahh Seedorf"

Hostess- "Seedorf?" (as the hostess girl taking our name is like :wth: )

Burke- "Yes Seedorf- S, e, e, d, o, r, f"

Aziz- "fvck this I'm outta here"

That was so funny.

Her face was more like this though: :dazed:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
How are the beds and the food in jail?

Shitty, and ummm, shitty. The food is just like day old oatmeal, and the bed it just a soft mat on a fold out frame from the wall.

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


Shitty, and ummm, shitty. The food is just like day old oatmeal, and the bed it just a soft mat on a fold out frame from the wall.

What did you do to entertain yourself?

What did you think about all day long?

 

[Elnur_E65]

Did you have any roommates?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++


What did you do to entertain yourself?

What did you think about all day long?

Just think of stuff, do anything, I got one hour of free time each day where they let this hardened criminal run around Columbia in street clothes and a single police officer escort.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++
Fabi, is there really a phuket, or is that a play on 'fuck it'

You are dumb.

 

[Mr. Gol]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++

Uno's hostess- "Okay three, can I have your name please?"

Burke- "Ahh Seedorf"

Say this in Holland and you get shot...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Dan ] ++

Yeah you stupid german wannabe.

You are no longer my friend.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Mr. Gol ] ++


Say this in Holland and you get shot...

Why is that?

 

[Mr. Gol]

Don't you know? Seedorf is more hated here then Bin Laden, he's like enemy of the state. People absolutely hate his guts. There used to be car bumper stickers with 'I will not brake for Seedorf'.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Negative Creep ] ++
No deal.

I dont like you and I do like cop jokes.

I like the crack/coke head jokes, but I try to keep them to a minimum. BIA!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Mr. Gol ] ++
Don't you know? Seedorf is more hated here then Bin Laden, he's like enemy of the state. People absolutely hate his guts. There used to be car bumper stickers with 'I will not brake for Seedorf'.

But he is from the Netherlands, or at least from Dutch Surinam, but he plays for the NT, why the hatred?

 

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


I like the crack/coke head jokes, but I try to keep them to a minimum. BIA!

In Igbo, bia means come...

So?

Hehe, I'm a little tipsy.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by fabiana ] ++
Poor Burkey that was the night he got arrested :frown: wasnt it?

Next time I call you Im gonna speak in spanish. You wont understand anything

Did you really think my voice was sexy?

I got arrested the 13th. Sunday morn.

Yes, your voice is sexy as hell.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by chxta ] ++


In Igbo, bia means come...

So?

Hehe, I'm a little tipsy.

Have you ever listened to Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boys?