Burkey come back (11 Viewers)

[Chxta]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Oh, you bastard. I'm going to jerk a load in your shoe if I ever find you.

Want my address?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Chxta]

Hey Claire, you REALLY are a pool fan?

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by chxta ] ++


Want my address?

No Ballbag, I want your shoe.

 

[Chxta]

I'll send it down.

Who do I address it to? And where?

 

[The Pado]

Send it to:

Pado the Shoe Fvcker
Raleigh, North Carolina, USA

 

[Chxta]

Wildo.

Expect it after the Easter.

 

[Bjerknes]

Pado I think there should be a museum for your used shoes once you beat Michael Jackson's record of street lighters.

You could make a good profit from the admission fees.

 

[The Pado]

Andy, I would lose money on that deal. River's mother is the rightful owner of 70% of the shoes in that "museum", and I'm sure she would not be happy to learn where her shoes disappeared to and would want restitution for the theft.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm sure you could work out some sort of settlement; split the profit.

I think there would be a demand for wank museums. I know I would go to one.

 

[Chxta]

****!

 

[Febrina]

I've just read this thread! OMG!!

But hope you'll comeback soon, Burke!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What is going on around here? I have been in a holding cell with a woman named George for the past week.

I thought i saw where someone said that they do not do that for DUI, well, they do not, unless you are in a different state from where you live.

I was driving in South Carolina with my buddy Aziz when I was arrested. They kept me in a holding tank because I was a flight risk to go back home.

 

[Febrina]

Hey, you're back! My god, are you all right now?
Damn, stupid question! I was shocked reading it!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Febrina ] ++
Hey, you're back! My god, are you all right now?
Damn, stupid question! I was shocked reading it!

I am okay, thank you for asking.

But yea, it was a scary situation.

 

[Max]

And so he returns. Welcome back Burke.

 

[Ramin]

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Welcome back Burky. How was the cell?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Cozy, they even brought me my slippers.

No, it was a bit crazy. But nothing out of the ordinary happened.

Sit, stand, keep your eyes open.

(I was not raped or anything sexual.)

 

[Ramin]

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Hehe. Good to know.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I knew the question would come up sonner or later, good just to head it off at the pass.

 

[Max]

Burke, I found out where my relatives in West Virginia live! It's Fallensby or something like that. Where the hell is that?