Beppe, what's going on?
Not now, Andrea. I'm in the middle of negotiations.
Don't you hang up on me, I'm your boss.
Beppe?
God damn it. I'll ring Fabio, he surely knows whats going on.
Hi Boss. What can I do for you?
I spoke with Beppe. He said he's negotiating with someone. Is it Draxler?
I don't know, boss. Not really sure.
You're his right hand. You have to know this shit. Find out.
I'll give him a call.
Beppe, Hi. It's Fabio. Heard you're in negos. With who? Draxler, Gotze?
It's very delicate. I can't talk right now.
Max spoke with him yesterday. I'll speak to him.
Hi Andrea. How are you?
Max, you spoke with Marotta yesterday. He's super busy right now finalising a deal with someone. Is it Draxler, Eriksen, Isco?
I asked him to get Isco if it's possible. It could be.
That would be amazing! Thanks, Max. I'll call him again.
Boss, I'm really, really busy, please understand me.
Ok, just give me some details, a hint maybe... With who are you talking right now?
I can't boss, I really can't..
Is he blond?
No.
So... No Eriksen. Ok. Is he young - like - super young?
No.
Hm. Ok. No Draxler then, I guess. Is that guy known for his boner?
I hope not.
So... It's not Gotze?
No, it;s not.
Ok.. Does he speak spanish?
Yes.
Ok, say no more, Beppe! See you tomorrow and DDTS!
I'm trying.
Max, I gotta news flash for you.
Shoot.
We're getting Isco.
You're shitting me.
I'm not. Called Beppe, he's finalising a deal with some spanish dude
Awesome boss. Perfect trequartista!
Listen, man, we're negotiating for quite some time. I have to close the deal or let you go.
Señor Beppe, I told you my price. 50 euros and I'll do your lawn.
And I think it's not realistic. It's 1h job. My yard isn't really that big.
Señor, you offered me 20 euros on 3 installments, it's an insult for me.
I don't think so. It's a fair deal. How about 25 in 3 installments. 5 now, 10 after you're done and 10 euros next year.
Señor, I'm tired of your shit, I did Secco's laws for 50 euros and his yard is smaller than yours.
He overpaid. I can't do the same mistake. Come on, be reasonable. 30 euros, 4 installments?
Good bye, Señor.
Fucking prick.
Are you done? Did we get our mistery man?
No... he rejected me...
Oh... I'm so depressed right now... Did he wanted too much money?
Yeah...
God damn it. Well... I'm sure you'll find better solution.
No worries. I'll get German guy right fucking now.
Max, change of plans. We're getting Drax or Goetze!
Fuck yeaaaaah, fuck yeaaaaaah, fuck fuck fuck yeaaaaah
Hans, about that lawn...