But no seriously, Zach is a cool dude. I respect that he tries to explain his position every time he's baselessly attacked by the mindless trolls in here. He'll even accept that he can't properly articulate what he means and that's how all the Red mentions come to be.
Also, he's one of the most helpful members in here. He's a cool dude, but very hotheaded, which I guess is a contradiction but whatever. People just get their socks off by getting a rise outta him, which I used to also do at first. I stopped after getting to know him better. I know not everyone will take the time to, and I get it, it's a forum, you fuck around and troll while getting a laugh but to the rest of the members who are somewhat serious about it, I have this to say: Zach is a great dude with a sense of humor(weird one), not to mention helpful. He keeps the forum more lively than usual and has interesting insight on soccer(suck it haters) matters. We welcome our Belgian overlord.
Your taste in bitches is still weird as fuck, tho.