Antonio Conte (101 Viewers)

How would you rate Conte's (dis)appointment?

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.AB.

Mafioso
Jul 15, 2002
1,042
Hhahah. I hope this isn't a rumour and is actually real news Rabbijaan. How funny!

Conte: Beppe, I've been thinking I want somebody really quick for my forward line. Like a fox in the box, with an eye for goal and amazing instinct.

Beppe: Very good Count. My instincts tell me that would have to be Alessio Carrioccolo. I value him at 36m. Let me make a bid and start with a loan. Everybody wins.

Conte: No Beppe, you lose.

Beppe: But why Earl?

Conte: Because I was thinking along the lines of Lavezzi, Suarez, Cavani, Van Persie.

Beppe: Please Antonio, this is not the time to talk about dessert from the menu.

Conte: Beppe, those are footballer's names.

Beppe: Really?! Then how come I haven't heard about them?

Conte: Because you're too busy shopping on www.averageitalianfootbsllercumescorts.com

Beppe: No!! Not true!, How do you think we got Borriello?!

Conte: He was thrown in free with your shopping from www.milf.com (moustaches I'd like to fuck)

Beppe: heheheheheheh, si, si, si.

Conte: Damn, youre useless. I need to talk to AA about renewals in my contract.

Beppe: Relax bro! the cheers will turn into a clause. Hehheheheehehehe.

:lol::lol::lol:
 

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Albo

Senior Member
Apr 13, 2009
11,463
Success is being build on defense how it should be. Forza Conte. I love the way this team is performing, the way it is regaining it's old self, like awakening of the beast.
Yeah that's why i love this Juventus,for me most important peace of a team is defense.

Having best defense in EU is biggest pleasure for me .
 

DIECI

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
2,115
does anyone have the pic they had on Domenica Sportiva yesterday with Conte and the writing MATCH POINT? Awesome pic, if anyone has it can you pls post it? I looked on Google but no luck!
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
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I also hope so,but what a bit scarry is that Conte didn't really denied it,of what Carobbio said...he just played it cool and relaxed.I hope he really didn't know about it.
Damn i hope it will be over soon,and Conte will not be involved.
Yeh, this is what really has got me thinking.

Lerts hope he has some cards under his sleeve...because this seems like the perfect moment to fuck us..... ans a 12 months ban is just a dead sentence for us. Now when our team is soaring high? no way!
 

javi_berti

Senior Member
May 1, 2005
995
Conte: "Io odio i giocatori che giocano solo per loro stessi e per i gol, che se ne fregano della fase offensiva e difensiva. Ho la fortuna di non avere questi giocatori".

Along the lines of he wants players who play for the team not for themselves.

EDINSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good news. it means we're not getting robben..
 

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