Hhahah. I hope this isn't a rumour and is actually real news Rabbijaan. How funny!
Conte: Beppe, I've been thinking I want somebody really quick for my forward line. Like a fox in the box, with an eye for goal and amazing instinct.
Beppe: Very good Count. My instincts tell me that would have to be Alessio Carrioccolo. I value him at 36m. Let me make a bid and start with a loan. Everybody wins.
Conte: No Beppe, you lose.
Beppe: But why Earl?
Conte: Because I was thinking along the lines of Lavezzi, Suarez, Cavani, Van Persie.
Beppe: Please Antonio, this is not the time to talk about dessert from the menu.
Conte: Beppe, those are footballer's names.
Beppe: Really?! Then how come I haven't heard about them?
Conte: Because you're too busy shopping on
www.averageitalianfootbsllercumescorts.com
Beppe: No!! Not true!, How do you think we got Borriello?!
Conte: He was thrown in free with your shopping from
www.milf.com (moustaches I'd like to fuck)
Beppe: heheheheheheh, si, si, si.
Conte: Damn, youre useless. I need to talk to AA about renewals in my contract.
Beppe: Relax bro! the cheers will turn into a clause. Hehheheheehehehe.