Andrea "Il Bruco Brutto" Agnelli (63 Viewers)

DS8_Montero

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Aug 10, 2018
985
The legend says that 11 years ago Conte knocked on Agnelli's door and convinced Andrea to give him a manager's position. So... :xfingers:

The legend also says that Agnelli's wife stormed out of the room, shouting "not this f*cking 3-5-2!", but that's probably not accurate.
 

kappa96

Senior Member
Jun 20, 2018
7,470
AA is in love with Pirlo’s 57% win rate .
I doubt that he gives up on him.

Also some journalist claimed that he has a 10% lifetime discount on any wine he purcheses from pirlo's vinniard and doesn't want to give that up.
 

MrMonkey

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Jul 15, 2017
4,291
Happy Easter AA and Co.. I had a dream last night. AA is in a Fiat and riding along for Easter dinner with Nedved as his driver and Paratici is in the backseat. Do Fiats have backseats? Maybe he's stuffed in the trunk. They ride off a cliff and ...... Just woke up and find out it was only a dream. Now count your blessings and start spending any amount necessary you cheap SOB.

I want guys like Del Piero, Buffoon, Barzagli, Marchisio etc etc involved some way with this club. Money easily could be spent non-player related. And the amount of money you have given Bonucci greater than warrior Chiellini over their years of play saddening. Regardless of talent I want 90 minutes fighters out there. Not the don't-give -a-crap ones that must be LOL at you for the money they get paid. Hey, if you want to get paid big bucks for little productivity, the Juventus charity is here for you.
 

DS8_Montero

Senior Member
Aug 10, 2018
985
What if all this time it was not the "Trading Places" but "Fight Club"? What if Agnelli bought that Brad Pitt's theory about self-destruction and believes that he himself is a Brad Pitt with a unibrow? What if Nedved was kicking not the banner but the imaginary alter ego of himself? This is a very scary shit guys :scared:.
 

zizinho

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Apr 14, 2013
51,816
If this guy has any brains he'd hire a coach/manager the English style - with more freedom to act on the market. After all EPL is so good, he like to suck that dick.

Just find a competent manager and give him more freedom in setting up the team. Stop this fucking experiment already, it's a circus.
I think the coach should be focusing on his team instead, preparing for the next opponent and stuff like that. BUT he must have input on the transfers or it's all pointless, not anyone can make a bunch of misfits and market opportunities work like Allegri with great tactics. So the coach goes to the management and says I need a midfielder who does this and this, then they scout a list of names and decide on one with the coach. Then they go and sign that guy. You cant just go to transfermarkt and see who's out of contract on the position you want to fill, after you spent your budget on other not so important additions
 

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