At least our coach doesn't stay past his prime forcing students and alumni alike to sit through season after season of mediocre football. True our coach did turn traitor, but what was the bowl we were in last season and what was the name of the team we crushed in that game? Now ask the same question of Paterno's Shittany Lions.
Mediocre football? I'd say that's very harsh and unfounded. This record isn't that bad actually, as we have won most of our Bowl Games in the last decade or so.
1994 Joe Paterno Won Citrus Bowl
1995 Joe Paterno Won Rose Bowl
1996 Joe Paterno Won Outback Bowl
1997 Joe Paterno Won Fiesta Bowl
1998 Joe Paterno Lost Citrus Bowl
1999 Joe Paterno Won Outback Bowl
1999 Joe Paterno Won Alamo Bowl
2003 Joe Paterno Lost Capital One Bowl
2006 Joe Paterno Won Orange Bowl
2007 Joe Paterno Won Outback Bowl
2007 Joe Paterno Won Alamo Bowl