Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (29 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

Sell this guy ASAP. He's already past his use by date.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[X Æ A-12]

Chiellini would be terrible as a forward. His nose would always put him in an offside position.

Iaquinta looks like he could peck trees with his beak.

Sell this guy ASAP. He's already past his use by date.

And his sell by date.

 

[Hust]

 

[Neutrol]

 

[rounder]

Gatusso

That was just fucked up.

 

[Byrone]

Cam.

Osman would be impressed.

 

[V]

This player is a beast, he has all that it takes to be a great striker, but i swear people, i cant understand why he cant find his form. We can all bash Amauri, but the fact is that the atributes that he has make him a world class striker. But im afraid it all ends there. He is only a great striker on paper. But why he underachieves so much in Juve is beyond me. Im serious. He is a monster. Did he come to Juve in bad time, do the injuries have something to do with that?? I dont know....

In what parallel universe is this?

 

[Byrone]

Go to the early stages of this thread & have a good laugh.

The rumor that Real were prepared to cough up 50m for Amauri. If there was any substance to it at that point, i wish we could have capitalized on it.:depressed

That could have easily brought us Benzema & some quality defenders.

 

[V]

Has all that it takes to be a great striker...give me a break. All he has is a strong physique, aerial ability and average heading. Everything else that makes a great striker Amauri has jack shit of or just below average, like off-the ball movement and finishing. Probably the most important, defining characteristics of a good striker. Not to mention a complete lack of that thing called "goal instinct". The guy is never where he's supposed to be, no wonder goal allude him.

 

[_GGB_]

Has all that it takes to be a great striker...give me a break. All he has is a strong physique, aerial ability and average heading. Everything else that makes a great striker Amauri has jack shit of or just below average, like off-the ball movement and finishing. Probably the most important, defining characteristics of a good striker. Not to mention a complete lack of that thing called "goal instinct". The guy is never where he's supposed to be, no wonder goal allude him.

LOL

Amauri is not a top class stirker, hes a middle of the table team striker

 

[rounder]

Has all that it takes to be a great striker...give me a break. All he has is a strong physique, aerial ability and average heading. Everything else that makes a great striker Amauri has jack shit of or just below average, like off-the ball movement and finishing. Probably the most important, defining characteristics of a good striker. Not to mention a complete lack of that thing called "goal instinct". The guy is never where he's supposed to be, no wonder goal allude him.

When I say he has what it takes, I mean he has the right physique. He has the power and the height. That's all I meant. His footballing abilities seem to have disappeared but it's unfortunate since he does have all the necessary qualities a good forward should have, just not the skills anymore.

 

[CAPITANO]

 

[RAMI-N]

 

[Salvatore]

It looks like it would be enjoyable to shave his hair off.

 

[MikeM]

Don't touch his hair.

 

[Salvatore]

I won't. Hustini might.

 

[ALC]

Amauri: "Hey oh my gosh you guys look, I finally learned how to do the robot"(moves hands like a robot)

Del Neri: "Hey Alex, 5 Euros if you get him in the head"

Amauri: "Noooo!"

 

[rounder]

 

[Hust]

Don't touch his hair.

I won't. Hustini might.

Just give me 5 minutes with him in a dark alley....that's all I need.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Amauri: "Hey oh my gosh you guys look, I finally learned how to do the robot"(moves hands like a robot)

Del Neri: "Hey Alex, 5 Euros if you get him in the head"

Amauri: "Noooo!"

Just give me 5 minutes with him in a dark alley....that's all I need.

Sucking dick can't be your solution to everything, man.