Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (9 Viewers)

[BillyG]

bench the bitch..... DP & plao for the start

 

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[SABSAB]

The only entertaining and positiv thing about him in all these games was ... his hair
Look at those beautiful variants, it must have took him hours to make it look like that. I wish I had his hair skills.
One day spiky, one day curly, want a iroquois? Ask Amauri.

But in the end he's scared the ball could touch his hair...

 

[JuveJay]

It's clear now, we paid over €20m for his hair.

 

[Christina]

There is no way to defend Amauri.

Dunno if you noticed but for the last months I'm not attacking any of our players individually. Simply because in these awful times when the whole team plays like a bunch of Tiagos, I can't attack one player without attacking the other 10 Juve players on the pitch.
That's why I stay out of these arguments regarding Amauri (or Melo, Grosso, Del Piero, Grygera etc).

Anyway, one can argue if Amauri getting most of the critics is deserved or not, but no-one can seriously defend the guy as some are doing. For one reason or another, he's been shockingly awful.

Same here.

 

[.zero]

The only entertaining and positiv thing about him in all these games was ... his hair
Look at those beautiful variants, it must have took him hours to make it look like that. I wish I had his hair skills.
One day spiky, one day curly, want a iroquois? Ask Amauri.

But in the end he's scared the ball could touch his hair...

what a fabulous montage

 

[Hust]

@SAB: I like how you only showed pictures of him doing what he is good at. Chesting and heading. That should at least please his followers, perhaps even hold them over until he decides he wants to score again.

 

[swag]

I betcha he uses Alberto (Zaccheroni) VO5.

 

[Hust]

HAHA


If I was a defender right now in Serie A and had to choose any striker to mark in the league I would pick Amauri right now, hands down.

 

[.zero]

I betcha he uses Alberto (Zaccheroni) VO5.

didn't that stuff reportedly cause lupus or something like that?

 

[The Curr]

What are the words to the Amauri song that the fans sing in the stadium?

This one: (sorry for the poor sound quality)

 

[Suns]

What are the words to the Amauri song that the fans sing in the stadium?

This one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93-SKn3w6jM (sorry for the poor sound quality)

"Siam venuti fin qui, siam venuti fin qui per vedere segnare Amauri." Means that they've come here to see Amauri score goals, which is kinda ironic.

 

[The Curr]

Thanks.

 

[v1rtu4l]

ha ha reminds me of lämmernmann

not only from the looks, but from the skills on the ball ^^

 

[Enoran]

HAHA


If I was a defender right now in Serie A and had to choose any striker to mark in the league I would pick Amauri right now, hands down.

If I was a defender, I wouldn't mark him at all. Waste of time & effort.
This is how wretched his form is right now ...

 

[Salvo]

we want to sell but there are no buyers..i can still see him doing well at another club but we have to offload him fast..

 

[JBF]

I'd love to see a swap deal in the future involving him and Roman Pavlyuchenko of Spurs. That would be very reasonable considering his troubles with the manager, if only it wasn't for Sucko

 

[JuveJay]

He's still a good player but his scoring confidence has been shot to pieces and he is playing in a poor team with stifled attacking tactics, hopefully in this second half of the season he can find his touch (prays).

 

[SABSAB]

We're waiting since more than a year...

 

[JuveJay]

We'll have to wait a bit longer, seeing as our doctors can't treat the other strikers properly.

 

[JBF]

And the winter transfer window is closed..