Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (15 Viewers)

[Bozi]

I feel so dumb for replying lilzlatan's post

you shouldn't,he has history for being that dumb. it was actually believable that he could be serious

 

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[Martin]

Wow.

Trying real hard to bite my tongue here...

Don't do that, it'll be really awkward to eat with a bandage around it.

 

[JCK]

First it was the nationality issue, then he got the nationality and with it came the problem of being called to the national team, he got that. After that popped up the excuse of the team not having good wingers. Today there were 5 players who are really good at crossing and they delivered him at least 25 really good balls in the box. So what was missing?

 

[Hust]

First it was the nationality issue, then he got the nationality and with it came the problem of being called to the national team, he got that. After that popped up the excuse of the team not having good wingers. Today there were 5 players who are really good at crossing and they delivered him at least 25 really good balls in the box. So what was missing?

What was missing was Amauri's absence.

 

[Albertmare]

First it was the nationality issue, then he got the nationality and with it came the problem of being called to the national team, he got that. After that popped up the excuse of the team not having good wingers. Today there were 5 players who are really good at crossing and they delivered him at least 25 really good balls in the box. So what was missing?

But he looked sharp today

 

[Max]

I don't understand why he can't fucking stand up. Why does he fall everytime the ball comes near him? How fucked up is that? However, according to Albert's signature Amauri is simply "chasing his dream" as hard as he can.

 

[Del Piero Style]

Here you go you piece of trash:

http://www.wikihow.com/Score-A-Goal-In-Soccer

 

[rounder]

Amauri nearly made contact with the ball in front of game today. At least there's some progress.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Maybe we all should collect some money to hire a hitman and finally get rid of Amauri.

 

[Ahmed]

I'm willing to do it for free.

 

[Bozi]

Maybe we all should collect some money to hire a hitman and finally get rid of Amauri.

oh the irony of getting a marksman to take out someone who couldn't hit the target from 1 yard,with an open goal and nobody within 20 yards of him. actually would not need to be a marksman as it is very unlikely Amauri would move more than 1 yards in any direction

 

[Martin]

oh the irony of getting a marksman to take out someone who couldn't hit the target from 1 yard,with an open goal and nobody within 20 yards of him. actually would not need to be a marksman as it is very unlikely Amauri would move more than 1 yards in any direction

Someone to taunt him would probably be enough.

 

[Boksic]

yup,he is looking every inch the world class centre back,he manages to shut Juventus out completely everytime he plays and reduces the number of attacks simply by his presence,with him in the team the whole backline know there is no way their opponents will score

top class that man

 

[only-juve]

Hadn't watch the game, was he really that bad

 

[Lorena]

He looked like racing horse with that mask and number on it

 

[Bozi]

He looked like racing horse with that mask and number on it

Actually a set of blinkers might just do the trick

 

[ReBeL]

 

[Bozi]

Marcelo Salas,all is forgiven. It has taken some time but we have finally found a bigger waste of money

 

[Kosta]

Andrade must get honorable mention,too...

 

[Martin]

Marcelo Salas,all is forgiven. It has taken some time but we have finally found a bigger waste of money

Man how unfair to Salas to bring him into this, at least he had a career. At least he wasn't depended on to start match after match.