Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (28 Viewers)

[Albertmare]

He is just doing what your sign says.

Did you see the banana peel ?

 

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[Turk_Bianconero]

Did you see the banana peel ?

Yeah. Must be Zaccheroni's teasing.

 

[Albertmare]

 

[X Æ A-12]

Secco says he's staying, all we can do is hope he gets better.

 

[Ken]

Or hope Secco won't be in charge of transfers in a few weeks.

 

[Salvatore]

Even if Secco did want to get rid of him, he wouldn't say to the press "Oh Amauri sucks we don't need him anymore". He doesn't want to cause unnecessary fuss or lower his value.

 

[V]

Even if Secco did want to get rid of him, he wouldn't say to the press "Oh Amauri sucks we don't need him anymore". He doesn't want to cause unnecessary fuss or lower his value.

Can it get any lower, really?

 

[Salvatore]

Knew that was coming as soon as I typed it I wouldn't know what other teams think of him, the guys in Palermo hopefully still rate him. That's our only chance.

 

[memo]

amauri can cean marchisios boots!!!!!!!!!!!
whith his hair!!!!

 

[#10]

I appreciate we all lambast Amauri for his ineptude, but if he was with the squad pre 2006, he would be a goal machine. Wingers creating space and the crucial crosses for him to feed off. He is not mobile enough to act as a foil for Gio / Diego / Candreva. He would not work very well with Inter or Milan. At Barca however he may just about do a better job than Zlatan.

 

[K.O.]

I appreciate we all lambast Amauri for his ineptude, but if he was with the squad pre 2006, he would be a goal machine. Wingers creating space and the crucial crosses for him to feed off. He is not mobile enough to act as a foil for Gio / Diego / Candreva. He would not work very well with Inter or Milan. At Barca however he may just about do a better job than Zlatan.

He's shit. FULL STOP.

 

[Hust]

He never really ever was a goal machine. You can put just about any striker that can head the ball pre2006 and they would have been a goal machine.

Hell, put me in the box with camo, neddy, and co. putting crosses on a silver platter and I would score.

Chiellini has almost as many goals, so by that reasoning he too would have scored more goals.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

good job cementing your joke status around here

 

[Bjerknes]

He never really ever was a goal machine. You can put just about any striker that can head the ball pre2006 and they would have been a goal machine.

Hell, put me in the box with camo, neddy, and co. putting crosses on a silver platter and I would score.

Chiellini has almost as many goals, so by that reasoning he too would have scored more goals.

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[Red]

He never really ever was a goal machine. You can put just about any striker that can head the ball pre2006 and they would have been a goal machine.

Hell, put me in the box with camo, neddy, and co. putting crosses on a silver platter and I would score.

Chiellini has almost as many goals, so by that reasoning he too would have scored more goals.

Nobody likes a broken record.

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[Hust]

The worst broken record here is the endless minutes watching Amauri do nothing.


I appreciate the constructive criticism though fellas.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

He's shit. FULL STOP.

I appreciate the constructive criticism though fellas.

was my favourite one

 

[X Æ A-12]

The worst broken record here is the endless minutes watching Amauri do nothing.

I agree, watching Amauri produce nothing over the last several months has been really aggravating. Even when he wasn't scoring before he was putting in a massive effort and causing trouble for opposition defenses, ever since the Palermo game though he has been invisible.

He is far from being a useless player but the scoring drought has clearly taken an overwhelming toll on his confidence.

 

[El Santo]

The worst broken record here is the endless minutes watching Amauri do nothing.

I disagree, he does a lot of clapping.

 

[juventino899]

I disagree, he does a lot of clapping.

That is in fact all he does, loses the ball, arranges his hair, claps