Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (21 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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considering i used to have my username as WEEDGURU, its hardly a telling sign of your potent mental prowess, young cretin, to label me a pothead. I changed my name on here precisely because you were using it as a slur
Glad to know I got on your nerves. That was my intent!

i have always assumed that you are a prize goon who off the screen receives regular ridicule and abuse from your peers
That would be a pretty foolish assertion.

And stop acting like you're such a Saint -- Saint Fiacre, if you will. At the core, you're a pretty annoying poster yourself who, at times, deserves what you get. Basically right now.
 

Lo-Pan

Disciple of Gonzo
Feb 11, 2009
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Glad to know I got on your nerves. That was my intent!



That would be a pretty foolish assertion.

And stop acting like you're such a Saint -- Saint Fiacre, if you will. At the core, you're a pretty annoying poster yourself who, at times, deserves what you get. Basically right now.
I would never assert a saintly aura. I am far too deeply engaged in unsaintly acts and thoughts for me to feel comfortable presenting such a sinfully contrived persona....And my conclusion of who and what you are is based purely on the fact that you are the leading light of a section of members on these boards, who feel the need to act tough with words, to the point of seeming more like pepe the prawn than the desired, i assume, Jason Bourne...Saying that, I quite like Pepe, so its insulting him to connect the two of you. Instead I will choose peewee herman. a much more pleasant fit...

At my core, I am interested in Juventus, the football club, not posting on these forums ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME...like yourself, pipsqueak. And I rarely feel the need to respond to any bullshit I read, but yours. Its just too much...in fact, a few months back, soon after I first registered and started posting, I thought that you were a moderator, so left the place alone for a while, then came back, and was overjoyed to learn that far from a moderator, or admin, you are simply the community gimp. Full of bravado and goonery. beating your chest proudly in public at any mild sniff of an opening...Most people who try to appear rough and ready online, off the screen, are actually peewee herman. Maybe I am wrong, and off screen, you are a lovely kid, but i highly doubt it, as all evidence points to cretin.

As for amauri. He is as poor as everyone else in our current squad. no worse, or better. Its just that his run of poor form, stretches back a year, not just a few months...which is hard to argue for anyone with fully functioning eyes and at least a rudimentary understanding of the job of a striker.
 

K.O.

Senior Member
Nov 24, 2005
13,883
Forza weedguru.

He might be a pot head like some people here insist to label him with every single post, but he certainly think like a grown up man, kids. You know who you are.
 
Jul 2, 2006
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Amauri reminds me Zlatan of 2006. Those 2006 model Zlatans were capable to do everything but scoring. I don't think he will be any better in near future, we should consider ourselves lucky if some epl club come and offer 15 million € for him.

if we hire a proper manager(very unlikely) he deserves another shot until the end of the season though.
 

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