Amen Brother.
Imagine this scenario: Fagiot, the asexual French Giraffe is enjoying being a leechfuck, coming up on the last day of his contract with Juventus, still without a team, but close to agreeing terms with some mid-table EPL cocksuckers. It's his last game in a Juventus shirt, and Allegri subs him in for the final three minutes of his farewell game. Bewm! Two minutes in, this insufferable faggot suffers a crunching tackle. He is writhing in agony, crying and weeping like the little pussy that he is. Medics rush to the scene, and it appears that this fragile pansy has suffered a broken leg. Oh no! Expiring contract and no new team, he is devastated and demoralized. His recovery takes longer than anticipated, and in the summer of 2025 he announces his retirement.