We are joking, but with him on the pitch our Serie A record is 10-1-1, or 86% won points while he is on the pitch. Only Chiesa (3 wins out of 3) and Iling Junior (same record as Chiesa) have a better record, but in fewer matches.
Szczesny has 83%, Milik 82%, Gatti 80%, Locatelli 76%, Danilo 75%, Fagioli 75% and so on. Juventus, as a team, has 70% (34 of possible 48 points).
The worst are De Sciglio with 33% (8 pts from possible 24); Miretti 42% (18/42) and, of course, McKennie with 47% (17/36). Disappointing percentage for Bonucci (66%), Bremer (61%), Vlahovic 60%, Kostic 56% etc.