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Imagine if we are bringing in Boateng so we can finally sell Demiral to Milan :howler: Paratootsie should be pelted with rotten eggs and bags of urine if this were to happen :baus: :tup:

Matuidi is a net negative - he's valued at -20 million :P

:yuck: :inter:It's so disgusting. I have ZERO, absolutely 0 respect for Nedved and that other dude running/ruining transfers.

An in form Dybala is only behind Ronaldo and Chiellini in terms of importance. But hey, what do I know? Let's sell Dybala and keep guys like Bonucci, Rugani, Matuidi, and other useless duds because no one wants to buy them. It's a winning formula.

:sergio: :wallbang: :sigh: Morons! We never fucking learn. Leave it late, sell arguably our 3rd most important player, and then scramble to get some shit together.

Did we at least get any mustard in return? 1567100867 Wrong! 1567100925 That's a very good deal for PSG. Paratootise would be getting double dicked if he consented to such fuckery. 1567100958 :sergio: :wallbang: Seriously, fuck this shit!

Yes, I'm sure they plotted all this. You give them far way too much credit. The same Fabulous Fab who is probably willing to sell his own mother for some plusvalenza is suddenly some scheming Mercato Mastermind. 1567043715 Yup. You're one of those "once he smells the Juventus environment...

Fabulous Fabio drooling at the prospect of Plusvalenza, even if it's detrimental to the team. Let's weaken our CB position by having to rely on Bonucci and Rugani :howler: :rofl: if Chiellini gets injured. Good job selling Kean and Cancelo for mega bucks Fabio :baus: :tup: Absolutely legendary...

Touché Bro. Love you. Fuck Icunti tho.

:baus: :tup: You're in favor of an angsty one dimensional cunt? Decide games? Sure, against cannon fodder and minnows. I'm not against selling Dybala, but only for an upgrade, and Icunti most definitely isn't one. Give me Neymar or Eriksen and you won't find me moaning.

Anyone wanting to replace Dybala with Icunti deserves to be tossed into a giant inter-dimensional trash can where they can forever swim in piles of garbage. I guess the world is full of retarded people, not only our stellar management (if they were to approve this nonsensical trade). If Marotta...

Why? Because he's expressing his fucking opinion, and lo and behold, it doesn't seem to agree with yours. WTF is this herd mentality BS? I think we should be able to retain the Scudetto, owing more to the incompetence of our competition than anything. However, in Europe, we will fall short, and...

Orgut spoke too soon. What if it's not a panic buy, but a panic sale? :sergio: :wallbang:

If things stay as they are (big IF I know), the Mercato is a solid 7 for me. Bringing in De Ligt is huge, downgrading @ RB isn't. Selling Kean and Cancelo while failing to get rid of the deadwood is also disappointing. The midfield is better, but still not good enough. CBs (namely Chiellini, De...

I'm gone for a month and Paratootsie is still shamelessly flogging our players for sale, wreaking of desperation in the process. We'll obviously and predictably struggle to get rid of the undesirables and deadwood. We've already downgraded @ RB (yes, the central defense is a huge improvement...

#Ambition #ELBacktoBack #CancerCoffeeCigs

In a few years, we'll be selling our quality players to Milan and Inter. Full circle boys :baus: :tup: So, we're targeting Dumpian? The Supreme Master Jabroni and De Sciglio in one team? I can't wait. Can we bring back Lolinaro or perhaps coax Birindelli out of retirement as well?

Yes, downgrading is always interesting. Let's trade in a Lexus for a Toyota Pickup :baus: :tup: 1564608039 So, with all these potential sales, when do we actually sell the club and go into the food and catering business. Juventus to rival Panda Express? :boh: :numnum:

Let's keep all the old geezers and sell the promising talent. It's all about plusvalenza and plasticity, and as long as we keep beating up on and bullying pathetic opposition domestically and winning Serie A, who the fuck cares about the CL? Ambition!

Don't see the improvement at all. If anything, it's a downgrade and absolutely underwhelming. We're definitely not putting ourselves in the best possible position to compete if your scenario materializes.