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@ReBeL, these rules are :lol2:

You turned my day into a hell, man...:D

The Annual Check-Up After his annual checkup, Bob is shocked to learn that he has somehow contracted a rare disease and has only twelve hours to live. Arriving home in utter despair, he tells his wife the terrible news and begins to cry. Overcome with grief, Helen hugs him tight and says...

Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man...

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Come again.

:lol2: the message is so funny.

No worries, bro. ;)

365 days of sex TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND (WIFE): During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 4 times the sheets were clean 7...

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He said...What a quickie? She said...As opposed to what? He said...I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear briefs, don't you? He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no...

Sorry, I have no clue.

Q: What is the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the...

Way Behind "A British doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor says, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking...

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Mr. Bush asked. Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN." Mr. Bush responded, "You know...

Three nuns were talking the first nun said, "i was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what i found? a bunch of pornographic magazines!" "what did you do?" the other nuns asked. "well, of course i threw them all in the trash." the second nun said, "well, i can top...

Good Sermon After years of his wife's pleading, this rich good ole boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher's sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand. He said, "Reverend that was the best damn sermon I ever did...

A kid goes into his mom’s room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his dad. He asks: "What are you doing to dad, mom?" She says: "I'm helping him exercise to lose weight!" "Oh mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him skinnier and our neighbor comes in everyday...