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  1. Chxta

    FIFA hypocrisy

    FIFA tie-breaker rules for Germany 2006 as seen on Livescore.com (1) Goal difference in all the group matches. (2) Greater number of goals scored in all the group matches. (3) Greater number of points obtained in the matches between the teams in question. (4)...
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    Mission: throw it all away

    Started by Martin here... What do y'all think?
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    Up to speed

    For those of us who aren't so regular again, but would love to know what is happening around these parts, can this thread be made a sort of newsboard?
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    Need an optometrist?

    My twin sister graduated top of her class. Just in case any of you needs a check up on his eyes...
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    Missing you all

    The complications of life here in Lagos have prevented me from being online as much as I want to be, but life has to go on. Just wanted to tell you good people that I think of y'all the time... Missing you...
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    The death of the premiership...

    Notice how plain women always hang around with absolute boilers? Makes them comparatively beautiful, see. Similarly, the presence of Sunderland in this season's Premiership has made the rest of the league look relatively good. But closer inspection reveals bags under the eyes and pungent BO. We...
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    Alves on Juventus list

    Juventus are monitoring the performances of Sevilla’s Daniel Alves with a view to a summer swoop. The Bianconeri are looking for a new right-back and the Brazilian is the latest to be linked with the Italian giants. Although the player is contracted to the Spanish club until 2011, a bid of...
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    ???

    Looks like the forums haven't recovered fully from the wahala. I have logged in twice since it came back online and haven't noticed too much activity... What's wrong?
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    Dear penis...

    http://www.jokefrog.com/flash/dearpenis3.swf Wish we could attach flash content!!! :rofl: :rofl2:
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    Email signatures

    This appears at the end of every email I send. What's yours? ------------------------------------------------------------ There's a thin line between insanity and genius, and I'm standing on it. ------------------------------------------------------------ There is no free lunch. Having...
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    Did Jesus exist?

    ...not according to this fellow... What is wrong with people anyway?
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    My dear Burke

    Thanks.
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    African Cup Of Nations 2006

    The 25th Africa Nations Cup begins today at the Cairo International Stadium. The excitement and funfair are bound to continue through February 10 when the curtains would be drawn on the soccer showpiece. And with some whiff of certainty, while the excitement lasts, there are bound to be...
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    How to make love

    Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently...
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    Translate this for me please!

    سنظل قربك وتحت اقدامك ما حيينا، انفاسنا بخو&#1585...
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    Try this quiz...

    http://ethanzuckerman.com/quiz/nuequiz/quiz.php?quiz=1
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    Happy New Year...

    Where did the year go? Suddenly it is nearly January......again - and we realize that with giant strides we started last January and within a blink of an eye, 2005 is on its back! A big "Thank You" to each and everyone of you, for the huge impact you had on my life this year. Especially for all...
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    Lonely...

    I seem to be out of sync with a lot of things ever since I resigned from work... I don't log on here at the right time anymore for example... As I am posting this, I seem to be the only one online. Is there a problem with me?
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    Keane 'set' for Madrid

    Former Manchester United captain Roy Keane is set to join Real Madrid, according to reports in both England and Spain on Sunday. Keane is a free agent after his release from Old Trafford in November and there had been claims that he was set to sign for Everton. Reports on UK television...
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    Marty!!!

    Nigeria's not in the list of countries! I can't tell people where I'm from! :mad: