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  1. Martin

    Matthijs de Ligt

    Stay another 9 years, you'll have 10 scudetti. Easiest trophy case ever.
  2. Martin

    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 1-3 Roma [August 1st, 2020]

    must win do we still say that around here?
  3. Martin

    Coronavirus (COVID-19 Outbreak)

    I'll bet you there is far more overlap there than you think.
  4. Martin

    Coronavirus (COVID-19 Outbreak)

    The irony of the anti-maskers is that if Apple sold masks for $500 they would sleep outside the store to buy one. "Mine is made from recycled iphone batteries!!"
  5. Martin

    CAMPIONI! #38

    Winning the scudetto is not the worst fate that our merry flock of fatalists could experience.
  6. Martin

    CAMPIONI! #38

    Could have been worse.
  7. Martin

    Photography

    Amazing photos, Dusan! Is the model your girlfriend?
  8. Martin

    Put your heads together and answer this

    I don't have the right answer, but I do know some of the wrong answers.
  9. Martin

    What Are You Doing Right Now?

    Sup to everyone I haven't greeted in 2020
  10. Martin

    Put your heads together and answer this

    It's funny. I didn't write "wrong answers only", but some of you assumed I had.
  11. Martin

    Put your heads together and answer this

    I don't need starters. I just need the ending.
  12. Martin

    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2-0 Sampdoria [July 26th, 2020]

    It's like playing the game "how low will you go on this ebay auction"?
  13. Martin

    Put your heads together and answer this

    What would it take for Juve to win the CL? Zidane coach? And player? Thuram and Cannavaro back from retirement? L'avvocato Agnelli back among the living? Roll back the invention of the internet?
  14. Martin

    Cristiano Ronaldo

    I thought 30 goals in Serie A was an amazing achievement until I saw that Immobile has it too. 1595545631 Your jokes haven't improved. :(
  15. Martin

    [Serie A] Udinese 2-1 JUVENTUS [July 23rd, 2020]

    This is like being way ahead in the foot race and trying to limp across the finish line. I wonder how many sports psychology papers have been written about this topic. Must be a lot.
  16. Martin

    Premier League 2019/20

    > Liverpool are about to lift the Premier League trophy at Anfield say what now? do we wanna double check that?
  17. Martin

    [Serie A] JUVENTUS 2-1 Lazio [July 20th, 2020]

    /me calculating how many more matches we can afford to lose without losing the title.
  18. Martin

    Serie A 2019/20

    That's because he belongs in ours.
  19. Martin

    Match of the decade

    I didn't watch a lot of games this decade but I have a good one from '96
  20. Martin

    juventuz.net domain is about to expire

    @Marty, I kept the domain all these years ever since you took over the site. It's been hosting an archive version of the old site on it, for the odd trip down memory lane. It's now about to expire again, on 2020-06-25. This time I will let it expire. On the off chance that you're interested...