your ideas matter (3 Viewers)

[Dostoevsky]

Never a gift card, give them something of a memory you both share.

Martin's sex tape with his wife?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[ZoSo]

A cage

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Plastercast mould of Zach's dong.

 

[X Æ A-12]

how about money?

this. it may not be "thoughtful" in some minds but weddings are expensive as fook.

in their position i would rather get $ than a toaster

LSD

oh and definitely this spike the punch bowl with LSD

 

[Fr3sh]

Spiking the drinks
Do it!

 

[TrezJuve]

Is Bezzy the wife of Martin's relative?

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Future, I meant.

 

[X Æ A-12]

it would be the most spiritually fulfilling wedding ive ever heard of

 

[Fr3sh]

 

[Klovn]

just turn up with nothing and say your presence is their gift

I love you.

 

[Kate]

Do they not have a registry?

Cutlery is a dangerous one, as high chances of them already having what they want, or being given a set by someone else.

I would say yes to a gift card, provided it's to a nice place, or a nice set of table linens, a picture frame (can be used for their wedding photos?), or anything that someone could feasibly own more than one of and want more than one, so not cutlery.

 

[Zacheryah]

Cock in a box

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I agree with Preet on giving money, but I'm not sure how that's perceived in your culture.

 

[Zacheryah]

Plastercast mould of Zach's dong.

He cant afford it

 

[bianconero]

His and her cufflinks.

 

[Martin]

Do they not have a registry?

We're not that americanized yet over here.

Cutlery is a dangerous one, as high chances of them already having what they want, or being given a set by someone else.

I would say yes to a gift card, provided it's to a nice place, or a nice set of table linens, a picture frame (can be used for their wedding photos?), or anything that someone could feasibly own more than one of and want more than one, so not cutlery.

Good thinking!

 

[TrezJuve]

Color matched shoes.

 

[swag]

His and her strippers

 

[Mark]

 

[ALC]

How about a cheese board set? They can use it to entertain friends when they have them over and it will encourage them to try new cheeses.

Something like this:

You can even get them a couple cheeses with it. Something like a chunk of parmiggiano reggiano, it doesn't go bad for months and it doesn't even need to be kept refrigerated. And you can compliment that by giving them a couple jars of spreads, like fig and honey or balsamic cherry or whatever. And a decent bottle of wine on top of that would be baller.