Your Favorite Movie Quotes (15 Viewers)

Geof

Senior Member
May 14, 2004
6,740
#65
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
 

Miki

Senior Member
Jun 18, 2008
880
#69
Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption:

The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man,
straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a
crook.


Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects:

Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm
afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing
that scares me is Keyser Soze.



He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their
parents and their parents' friends.
He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they
work in.
He kills people that owe them money.
 
Jun 26, 2007
2,706
#72
"Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in, I'm about to open some fucking windows!" - Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

 

Geof

Senior Member
May 14, 2004
6,740
#77
"C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un building de 50 étages, et qui au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer :
Jusqu'ici, tout va bien... Jusqu'ici, tout va bien... Jusqu'ici, tout va bien...
Mais le plus important c'est pas la chute... C'est l'atterrissage"

[La Haine]
 

HelterSkelter

Senior Member
Apr 15, 2005
19,104
#79
Godfather and Scarface quotes are not lame,but the answer to being overplayed isnt perhaps.It is a big fat YES.

So breaking away from both movies,but still sticking to a Pacino flick..BUT,a line that wasnt said by Pacino.

"A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner"
 

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