Your Favorite Movie Quotes (1 Viewer)

Siamak

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Aug 13, 2013
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Frank : You think you got what it takes?

Ted : I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.

Frank : Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.

Ted : That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box.

Frank : You're hired.

Ted : Shit.
 

campionesidd

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Mar 16, 2013
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Maybe not the best hint, but it's a Tarantino movie.
He has some amazing ones:

'Don't cry in front of the Mexicans'

'If you shoot me in your dream you better wake up and apologize'

'You have a corpse in a car, minus a head, in the garage. Take me to it.'

'Move a little sudden or a little strange, you gon' get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question, a bullet.'

'Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.'

There are plenty more of course.
 

Elvin

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Nov 25, 2005
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He has some amazing ones:

'Don't cry in front of the Mexicans'

'If you shoot me in your dream you better wake up and apologize'

'You have a corpse in a car, minus a head, in the garage. Take me to it.'

'Move a little sudden or a little strange, you gon' get a bullet. Not a warning, not a question, a bullet.'

'Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.'

There are plenty more of course.
some of those are too pretentious tho.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Too much pop crap. Deep cuts, folks:

"There's nothing the matter with the instrument, it's the body. The woman's body is all wrong!"

or, who can forget the newscaster:

"What began as a birthday barbecue ended in a bizarre tragedy in Ho-Ho-Kus, New Jersey today. It was this power mower that brought a quick end to the life of 21-year old, bride-to-be, Elizabeth Shelley. Like wood through a mulcher, the girthful fiance disappeared beneath the blades of the berserk mower that sent her personality raining down upon the birthday revelers. In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad, a salad that police are still trying to gather up, a salad that was once named Elizabeth."

 
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DAiDEViL

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Feb 21, 2015
62,568
"Tottenham... shit football, and a shit firm... the Yids, they're called. I actually put their main lad through a phone box window the other day."
 

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