As I thought, you are a typical 'ammer.
Shove that hammer up your arse, cockney character: larger in hand, platitude humour, lads banter, "I'm a cock-an-knee, cor blimey, apples and pears, don't you just love'em!, Hello darlin', show us your tits!", hard as nails, thick as shit, witless, "it wos the Hammers wot won the world cup in '66! And Bobby Moore never nicked that jewelry, it was a stitch-up guv!
Not that I suggest that you are an ignoramus.
Shove that hammer up your arse, cockney character: larger in hand, platitude humour, lads banter, "I'm a cock-an-knee, cor blimey, apples and pears, don't you just love'em!, Hello darlin', show us your tits!", hard as nails, thick as shit, witless, "it wos the Hammers wot won the world cup in '66! And Bobby Moore never nicked that jewelry, it was a stitch-up guv!
Not that I suggest that you are an ignoramus.
Rock on!

