Xabi Alonso (47 Viewers)

[sidd]

I dont get it when some members over here doubt if Xabi will be a good signing for us, just the way we`ve played this season when zanetti`s been missing should give us an idea of how badly we need someone like Xabi.

From what i`ve seem Xabi play, he`s just the kind of midfielder we need in the squad, hell, i think he`ll fit in better in our squad than most of the other big names thrown around here .

------------Sissokko-------------------
(Zanetti)
-----------------------Xabi--------------
(Marchisio)
Camo----------------------------Neddy
(Marchionni) (Gio)


Thats one mouth watering midfield we`ll have ourselves there!

 

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[Stu]

Xabi Alonso destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Mafia]

I dont get it when some members over here doubt if Xabi will be a good signing for us, just the way we`ve played this season when zanetti`s been missing should give us an idea of how badly we need someone like Xabi.

From what i`ve seem Xabi play, he`s just the kind of midfielder we need in the squad, hell, i think he`ll fit in better in our squad than most of the other big names thrown around here .

------------Sissokko-------------------
(Zanetti)
-----------------------Xabi--------------
(Marchisio)
Camo----------------------------Neddy
(Marchionni) (Gio)


Thats one mouth watering midfield we`ll have ourselves there!

Exactly, he would be a good signing, it is only obvious but people wanna dispute it stupidly.

 

[Stu]

Xabi Alonso counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Mafia]

Xabi Alonso can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Stu]

When Xabi Alonso does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[Bjerknes]

Xabi Alonso can kill two stones with one bird.

Pretty interesting statement. Do you mean we really don't need Xabi Alonso considering you can't kill a stone?

 

[Lion]

 

[Mafia]

Pretty interesting statement. Do you mean we really don't need Xabi Alonso considering you can't kill a stone?

no no no, Andy YOU can't kill a stone, he can.

 

[Stu]

Wow, Andy stick to weather.

Btw, Xabi Alonso is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

 

[Bjerknes]

no no no, Andy YOU can't kill a stone, he can.

Uhhh...

Wow, Andy stick to weather.

I will stick to the weather like my semen on your buttcheeks...

 

[Lion]

 

[Stu]

I enjoy you, Andrew.

oh, almost forgot:

Xabi Alonso doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

[Mafia]

Haha nice Andy, gotta give it to u, those were some ballin comments.

 

[Stu]

Haha nice Andy, gotta give it to u, those were some ballin comments.

I almost replied with "it's a good thing I don't have buttcheeks then" but I actually do have buttcheeks so it wouldn't have made sense. Should've said something semen related..

 

[Lion]

Xabi Alonso is Chuck Norris' fifith grade science experiment.

 

[Bjerknes]

I enjoy you, Andrew.

oh, almost forgot:

Xabi Alonso doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

You know you'll always be my boy, Stu. You're the fucking man.

Haha nice Andy, gotta give it to u, those were some ballin comments.

int:

Just to make sure, you do know you got that metaphor/idiom mixed up, right?

I almost replied with "it's a good thing I don't have buttcheeks then" but I actually do have buttcheeks so it wouldn't have made sense. Should've said something semen related..

 

[Mafia]

You know you'll always be my boy, Stu. You're the fucking man.



int:

Just to make sure, you do know you got that metaphor/idiom mixed up, right?

no dude, i did it like that on purpose...that was the point of the joke.

 

[Stu]

omg Andy is a retard. The point of the joke is that he can kill two STONES with one BIRD. Fuck, Andrew.

 

[Mafia]

Haha no wonder he tried to put me down lol, Andy!!!