Worst and Best Major Airports You've Been To (1 Viewer)

[Enron]

Food options suck ass in the different terminals.
Security is through the roof because its DC.
It's 40 mins out of the way.
If you aren't careful you get stuck on a toll road and have to pay.
They had those annoying total recall style buses between the terminal.
Regan National is better and Metro accessible.
No Metro line to Dulles (yet).

Bro, you do realize that nearly all the negatives you listed are positives for me right?

 

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[Hust]

Bro, you do realize that nearly all the negatives you listed are positives for me right?

Depends where you live I guess.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Exactly.

 

[Hust]

Fuck Dulles for me then.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yeah, but at Reagan your plane can get much closer to crashing into national monuments and houses of government.

Yea, and if you're a republican, you get to say, "I'm cumming into Reagan!"

 

[Hust]

I've never said that.

 

[swag]

Yea, and if you're a republican, you get to say, "I'm cumming into Reagan!"

Though if you're Tea Party, the FAA would be gone and that would instead be "skidding into Reagan in a fiery ball of death", which just doesn't have the same ring.

 

[Hust]

 

[Red]

When people are complaining about food in airports being terrible, what standard of food are you looking for?

I don't expect food to be good, I just expect it to be vaguely edible - some bog-standard sandwich or fast food. I probably eat fast food in airports more than I do at any other time these days.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Sbarro is the standard for all the Italiens in this fucking place.

 

[swag]

True dat.

 

[Red]

Sbarro is the standard for all the Italiens in this fucking place.

Never heard of them.

 

[swag]

Never heard of them.

Some background...

Sborring
The state of Sbarro: America's least essential restaurant.
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2011/05/sborring.html

 

[JuveJay]

There is one at Larnaca airport, haven't seen them elsewhere.

 

[Ragazza]

Sbarro is the standard for all the Italiens in this fucking place.

Pretty much the worst pizza I've ever had, I've had supermarket brand frozen pizza that tasted better. Half the time their sauce has pretty much solidified, plus it tastes like shit anyway. And their "cheese" is questionable at best. But I guess that's what you get for American fast food.

 

[Enron]

Pretty much the worst pizza I've ever had, I've had supermarket brand frozen pizza that tasted better. Half the time their sauce has pretty much solidified, plus it tastes like shit anyway. And their "cheese" is questionable at best. But I guess that's what you get for American fast food.

As opposed to European fast food?

 

[Nzoric]

As opposed to European fast food?

Which is way better than your conservative crap fast food.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

India has to have some of the worst airports in the world in terms of pure filth

Yes but they got nothing on the one and only Nepal airport.

I was on my way to tokyo but had to change my flight at kathmandu after a 4 hour halt. The transit flight was delayed 8 hours and i finally got bored and i had to take a huge dump. So i took my luggage trolley along with me, spent like 20 mins in the bathroom and when i come out tue whole fucking airport and the waiting room was empty. Just one guard sleeping with his gorkha cap on. It was homestly like a horror/suspense movie where everyone just disappeared, there was no announcement nothing for one passenger who never boarded the plane. When i woke the guard up i scared the shit outta him coz he did not know where i came from and he kept yelling and asking me the same thing . I explained to him where i was so he hurries and takes me out to the runway, waves his hand to those luggage carrying trains and tells him to drop me near the plane. Before that we just skipped the scanners coz he locked a chain around them and shut them down and decided not to switch them on again coz it was too much work.

He ladder truck came and i climbed abroad with my entire luggage that was supposed to go into cargo. It was like using some cheap ass public transport.

 

[Enron]

Which is way better than your conservative crap fast food.

The indoctrination is strong with this one.

Fast food is shit, no matter where it's from. Simply because it's food made in less that a minute you pay a dollar for.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yes but they got nothing on the one and only Nepal airport.

I was on my way to tokyo but had to change my flight at kathmandu after a 4 hour halt. The transit flight was delayed 8 hours and i finally got bored and i had to take a huge dump. So i took my luggage trolley along with me, spent like 20 mins in the bathroom and when i come out tue whole fucking airport and the waiting room was empty. Just one guard sleeping with his gorkha cap on. It was homestly like a horror/suspense movie where everyone just disappeared, there was no announcement nothing for one passenger who never boarded the plane. When i woke the guard up i scared the shit outta him coz he did not know where i came from and he kept yelling and asking me the same thing . I explained to him where i was so he hurries and takes me out to the runway, waves his hand to those luggage carrying trains and tells him to drop me near the plane. Before that we just skipped the scanners coz he locked a chain around them and shut them down and decided not to switch them on again coz it was too much work.

He ladder truck came and i climbed abroad with my entire luggage that was supposed to go into cargo. It was like using some cheap ass public transport.

That is incredible!