Of all the things that changed Juve's fortunes towards our 9 straight scudetti, I go back to what Lichtsteiner brought to the club that was previously woefully lacking.
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a football match between Argentina and Croatia in the semifinals of the World Cup. The whole world was watching, eager to see which team would advance to the final.
For Argentina, their hopes rested on the shoulders of their star player, Lionel Messi. Despite his small stature, Messi was a force to be reckoned with on the pitch. He was known for his speed, agility, and incredible scoring ability.
But despite his many talents, there was one thing that many people didn't like about Messi: he was a greedy midget. He was always demanding the ball, and would often hog it for himself rather than passing to his teammates. This selfish behavior had earned him the nickname "The Greedy Midget" among fans and critics alike.
As the match against Croatia began, Messi seemed determined to prove his detractors wrong. He sprinted across the pitch, dodging and weaving past the Croatian defenders with ease. In the 21st minute, he received the ball just outside the penalty box and took a shot at goal. The ball flew past the Croatian keeper and into the back of the net, giving Argentina the lead.
The Croatian team fought back hard, but Messi was unstoppable. He scored two more goals in the first half, and another one in the second, leading Argentina to a crushing 4-0 victory over Croatia.
After the match, Messi was hailed as a hero by the Argentine fans. But even as he celebrated his team's victory, some people couldn't help but criticize him for his selfish behavior. "He's a greedy midget," they said. "And lately, he's become a real cunt."
Despite the criticism, Messi remained unrepentant. He had proven that he was the best player in the world, and nothing anyone said could change that. And as Argentina prepared to face their opponents in the final, Messi was ready to do it all over again, determined to lead his team to victory and cement his place in the annals of football history.
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Once upon a time, in a faraway land, there was a football match between Argentina and Croatia in the semifinals of the World Cup. The whole world was watching, eager to see which team would advance to the final.
For Argentina, their hopes rested on the shoulders of their star player, Lionel Messi. Despite his small stature, Messi was a force to be reckoned with on the pitch. He was known for his speed, agility, and incredible scoring ability.
But despite his many talents, there was one thing that many people didn't like about Messi: he was a greedy midget. He was always demanding the ball, and would often hog it for himself rather than passing to his teammates. This selfish behavior had earned him the nickname "The Greedy Midget" among fans and critics alike.
As the match against Croatia began, Messi seemed determined to prove his detractors wrong. He sprinted across the pitch, dodging and weaving past the Croatian defenders with ease. In the 21st minute, he received the ball just outside the penalty box and took a shot at goal. The ball flew past the Croatian keeper and into the back of the net, giving Argentina the lead.
The Croatian team fought back hard, but Messi was unstoppable. He scored two more goals in the first half, and another one in the second, leading Argentina to a crushing 4-0 victory over Croatia.
After the match, Messi was hailed as a hero by the Argentine fans. But even as he celebrated his team's victory, some people couldn't help but criticize him for his selfish behavior. "He's a greedy midget," they said. "And lately, he's become a real cunt."
Despite the criticism, Messi remained unrepentant. He had proven that he was the best player in the world, and nothing anyone said could change that. And as Argentina prepared to face their opponents in the final, Messi was ready to do it all over again, determined to lead his team to victory and cement his place in the annals of football history.
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