Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2013-14) (23 Viewers)

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as long as you stay away from what's popular in Melbourne you're good

i.e.

hipsters
laneways
melbourne bangers
ghb
cloud nine
code red
fixies
getting shredded
roids
feminists/feminist rallies
indie music
cider bars
keyboard activists

etc
Kill it all, kill it all with fire!

That said though, stay away from Perth; you'll have to mortgage your house to rent a hotel room and sell your car for a short macchiato and a pub steak... Also west Aussies are backward and unrefined generally speaking, if you travel beyond 15km north, south or east of our CBD chances are you will get a venereal disease of some kind. Ugh...

The hispter thing is getting big here too, back in the day it was localised to mainly Fremantle and scattered parts of the inner city northern suburbs; now they're bloody everywhere! I went with my mate to muscleworx this morning and saw a pair of scrawny (malnourished) and unkempt hipsters wearing flanno, tight pink genes and walking barefoot on the pavement. I had a massive urge to beat them senseless with a pair of rib-eye steaks!
 

ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
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Kill it all, kill it all with fire!

That said though, stay away from Perth; you'll have to mortgage your house to rent a hotel room and sell your car for a short macchiato and a pub steak... Also west Aussies are backward and unrefined generally speaking, if you travel beyond 15km north, south or east of our CBD chances are you will get a venereal disease of some kind. Ugh...

The hispter thing is getting big here too, back in the day it was localised to mainly Fremantle and scattered parts of the inner city northern suburbs; now they're bloody everywhere! I went with my mate to muscleworx this morning and saw a pair of scrawny (malnourished) and unkempt hipsters wearing flanno, tight pink genes and walking barefoot on the pavement. I had a massive urge to beat them senseless with a pair of rib-eye steaks!
I thought Melbourne and Sydney are the most expensive
 

ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
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3 course meal on little Collin st costs $40/$50 a head. Pub steak at one of many of our pubs, $40 for 350g steak.. :/
Breakwater tavern sells pints for $16 a pop... FML
wow... jugs are usually like $10-15 (more the latter) depending on the place

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some indie music can be kickass.
yeah, a bunch of fags wearing flannel shirts and 3qtr pants will kick ass :lol:
 
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