Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2013-14) (48 Viewers)

[Lapa]

Jackson Martinez > Jojo

Thanks Andy, now I know that we should never buy that fucker.

Not that Martinez! God, what a debacle. Jackson Martinez is a beast. Jorge Martinez never was. He had 22 goals in 86 for Catania before we bought him.

Jackson Martinez has 23 goals in 26 appearances for Porto, including 3 in 6 in the UCL.

Explain more, I'm a dumb fuck so I still think we are talking about Jorge Martinez.

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

Thanks Andy, now I know that we should never buy that fucker.

who?

 

[Post Ironic]

Thanks Andy, now I know that we should never buy that $#@!er.



Explain more, I'm a dumb $#@! so I still think we are talking about Jorge Martinez.

Sorry man. I wasn't trying to infer you thought we were talking about Jorge. Just got caught up in my own excitement at the idea of Jackson here. Cheers.

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Boakye seems like a guy who could be a powerful Jackson Martinez type CF someday? I'd like to see him loaned out one more year, in Serie A this time, hopefully Sassuolo is promoted, and then brought back if he does well. Llorente will be 29 by then anyways.

 

[Lapa]

who?

Martinez.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

we should definately buy that fucker, sell giovinco

 

[Goodfella]

Look how Hulk turned out.

Another hot Porto prospect.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Look how Hulk turned out.

Another hot Porto prospect.

then again look how falcao turned out

 

[JuventusMark]

hulk is one of the most over rated players in the world, hes won nothing worth talking about and cant hack it in russia.

 

[Post Ironic]

Look at how Falcao turned out. Goes both ways.

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then again look how falcao turned out

Beat me to it!

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Apparently Porto value Martinez at about 18.5 million pounds. We could likely pay that...

 

[JuventusMark]

its amazing how many world class players porto manage to find. :/ shame we cant get there first

 

[Badass J Elkann]

over 10 installments knowing marotta

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its amazing how many world class players porto manage to find. :/ shame we cant get there first

well its generally easier for portugese clubs to take a risk on south americans as they will more likely settle and develop as better players in that league more so than say a brazilian moving straight to england

 

[Lapa]

then again look how falcao turned out

I don't have any idea...I don't follow shitty leagues like La Liga.

 

[Nzoric]

Look how Hulk turned out.

Another hot Porto prospect.

Acting like we've never seen quality players not do well in dysfunctional clubs. Zenith is a fucking mad house and Hulk is playing with no motivation at all. He was very good for Porto, even in the European games.

 

[Post Ironic]

Hulk was an idiot for going to Zenith though... The Ultras protested his transfer from the start. Only white boys for Zenith. Insane club.

 

[Lapa]

Hulk was an idiot for going to Zenith though... The Ultras protested his transfer from the start. Only white boys for Zenith. Insane club.

It's Russian, not insane, but Russian. Try to remember that.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

In Russia, players only want white fans.

 

[Lapa]

We should buy some Russian players...I would love to throw coins on those fuckers.

 

[Joe]

Jovetic looked like a ghost today, because Juventus was so dominant. They played an excellent game. Our backline really stepped it up and barely allowed any dangerous attacks from Fiorentina.

That said, Jovetic is an excellent player and would go so good alongside Llorente. I'd spend the 30M on him. If Fiorentina demand more...then we should reconsider.

 

[Lapa]

Jovetic looked like a ghost today, because Juventus was so dominant. They played an excellent game. Our backline really stepped it up and barely allowed any dangerous attacks from Fiorentina.

That said, Jovetic is an excellent player and would go so good alongside Llorente. I'd spend the 30M on him. If Fiorentina demand more...then we should reconsider.

Joe to save the day once again.

 

[Trequartista]

Spend 30 million euros on a very injury prone player like Jovetic?

Sounds legit.