Rather than banging our heads against the wall with Cavani, RVP and Higuain, I'd rather see us hijack Giroud's deal with Arsenal. Accomplishes so many things for us. We get an up and coming true centre forward that provides a lot of presence in the box while not being a lazy or slow cunt like Amuari/Boriello. We piss off Wenger who's a piece of shit. We save some dosh, as he he's not expensive as shit and has a decent release clause. We get to pretend that we get a new Treze.
Then we sell Matri, Quag, Elia, Krasic and the rest of the deadwood and buy Destro and get Immobile back.
Vucinic, Giroud, Giovinco, Destro, Immobile, Pepe, Giaccherini. Perfectly realistic and balanced attack option for next year.
Deal with it, nerds.
