Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2011-12) (48 Viewers)

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KB824

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Sep 16, 2003
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Paratici met with Conte today at Vinovo to discuss the market.

SKY.

Paratici- So, what are we buying today? You push the carriage this time
Conte- I need hair products
Paratici- No you don't. That shit on your head ain't real
Conte- I still need my hair products
Paratici- Very well. Look, they have some hair gel on sale this week
Conte- Cool. I need hair gel that will allow the left side of my hair to go towards the middle, I can't have it straight down the left side of my hair
Paratici- Huh?
Conte- You know what I mean
Paratici- No, I don't. But whatever. Get Marotta on the phone to see if we can buy it
Marotta- Hello?
Conte- Hey, it's Conte
Marotta- What's up?
Conte- I need some hair gel
Marotta- OK. What brands are you looking at
Conte- The top of the line hair product I see is made in the US
Marotta- Oh boy
Conte- What's the problem?
Marotta- It's not made in Europe. We may have a problem with that. We can't exceed our Non-Eu hair product quota this year. What else do they have?
Conte- Well, they have another hair product made in spain, but the store manager isn't budging on the price
Marotta- Get him on the phone
Store Manager- Hello Mr. Marotta. What can I do for you?
Marotta- Conte is insistent on this spanish hair product, but you won't budge on the price. Can we talk?
Store manager- What do you have in mind?

(2 minutes Later)

Conte- Why did you hang up on him?
Store Manager- When you figure out a way for me to loan you hair gel, with an option to buy it in full over three years time, you let me know. Get out of my store
Conte- the fuck, Beppe.
 
Jan 5, 2011
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Paratici- So, what are we buying today? You push the carriage this time
Conte- I need hair products
Paratici- No you don't. That shit on your head ain't real
Conte- I still need my hair products
Paratici- Very well. Look, they have some hair gel on sale this week
Conte- Cool. I need hair gel that will allow the left side of my hair to go towards the middle, I can't have it straight down the left side of my hair
Paratici- Huh?
Conte- You know what I mean
Paratici- No, I don't. But whatever. Get Marotta on the phone to see if we can buy it
Marotta- Hello?
Conte- Hey, it's Conte
Marotta- What's up?
Conte- I need some hair gel
Marotta- OK. What brands are you looking at
Conte- The top of the line hair product I see is made in the US
Marotta- Oh boy
Conte- What's the problem?
Marotta- It's not made in Europe. We may have a problem with that. We can't exceed our Non-Eu hair product quota this year. What else do they have?
Conte- Well, they have another hair product made in spain, but the store manager isn't budging on the price
Marotta- Get him on the phone
Store Manager- Hello Mr. Marotta. What can I do for you?
Marotta- Conte is insistent on this spanish hair product, but you won't budge on the price. Can we talk?
Store manager- What do you have in mind?

(2 minutes Later)

Conte- Why did you hang up on him?
Store Manager- When you figure out a way for me to loan you hair gel, with an option to buy it in full over three years time, you let me know. Get out of my store
Conte- the fuck, Beppe.
Genius:tuttosport:
 

Suns

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May 22, 2009
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Paratici- So, what are we buying today? You push the carriage this time
Conte- I need hair products
Paratici- No you don't. That shit on your head ain't real
Conte- I still need my hair products
Paratici- Very well. Look, they have some hair gel on sale this week
Conte- Cool. I need hair gel that will allow the left side of my hair to go towards the middle, I can't have it straight down the left side of my hair
Paratici- Huh?
Conte- You know what I mean
Paratici- No, I don't. But whatever. Get Marotta on the phone to see if we can buy it
Marotta- Hello?
Conte- Hey, it's Conte
Marotta- What's up?
Conte- I need some hair gel
Marotta- OK. What brands are you looking at
Conte- The top of the line hair product I see is made in the US
Marotta- Oh boy
Conte- What's the problem?
Marotta- It's not made in Europe. We may have a problem with that. We can't exceed our Non-Eu hair product quota this year. What else do they have?
Conte- Well, they have another hair product made in spain, but the store manager isn't budging on the price
Marotta- Get him on the phone
Store Manager- Hello Mr. Marotta. What can I do for you?
Marotta- Conte is insistent on this spanish hair product, but you won't budge on the price. Can we talk?
Store manager- What do you have in mind?

(2 minutes Later)

Conte- Why did you hang up on him?
Store Manager- When you figure out a way for me to loan you hair gel, with an option to buy it in full over three years time, you let me know. Get out of my store
Conte- the fuck, Beppe.
:lol:
 

Dostoevsky

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May 27, 2007
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Paratici- So, what are we buying today? You push the carriage this time
Conte- I need hair products
Paratici- No you don't. That shit on your head ain't real
Conte- I still need my hair products
Paratici- Very well. Look, they have some hair gel on sale this week
Conte- Cool. I need hair gel that will allow the left side of my hair to go towards the middle, I can't have it straight down the left side of my hair
Paratici- Huh?
Conte- You know what I mean
Paratici- No, I don't. But whatever. Get Marotta on the phone to see if we can buy it
Marotta- Hello?
Conte- Hey, it's Conte
Marotta- What's up?
Conte- I need some hair gel
Marotta- OK. What brands are you looking at
Conte- The top of the line hair product I see is made in the US
Marotta- Oh boy
Conte- What's the problem?
Marotta- It's not made in Europe. We may have a problem with that. We can't exceed our Non-Eu hair product quota this year. What else do they have?
Conte- Well, they have another hair product made in spain, but the store manager isn't budging on the price
Marotta- Get him on the phone
Store Manager- Hello Mr. Marotta. What can I do for you?
Marotta- Conte is insistent on this spanish hair product, but you won't budge on the price. Can we talk?
Store manager- What do you have in mind?

(2 minutes Later)

Conte- Why did you hang up on him?
Store Manager- When you figure out a way for me to loan you hair gel, with an option to buy it in full over three years time, you let me know. Get out of my store
Conte- the fuck, Beppe.
Just saw this :lol2: Gold
 

Orgut

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2002
19,320
Dont think Masherano is an option but aren`t we looking for a LW?
Conte is going to put a 4-4-2 4-2-4 formation which mean two CM Pirlo and Vidal one RW Krasic and one LW
Mascherano is not a LW therefore even if we get him (and we won`t) we will have 3 players fighting for 2 places while none of them will accept the bench and we still have our LW problem which make no sense

Unless Conte decides to change his formation to 4-3-3 which is unlikely at this point Mascherano as good as he is would be a pointless signing
 
Apr 29, 2006
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Moussa Sissoko is interested in Roma move and we aren't interested in him... This is the kind of players we should be attracting, even if they don't fit into our current formation. Him and M'Villa are the future midfield of france and imho are playing in a league that is not much worse than seria A, if its worse at all. His contract runs 2013, so his price would be lower in this transfer window and I kind of get the feeling he would add more to Juve than let's say Pazienza.

Especially if we have a 3 man midfield - he is a very dynamic player...

M'Villa could be the next Mascherano and given that we have almost no chane on Masch - M'Villa would come cheaper and would be a player that could give something to this team in the next 10 years or so. Yes, he is not at the same level yet, but we don't need a world class DMF, if we are just trying to reach CL spot in this battered down Seria A...
 
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