Wishlist and General Juve mercato talk (2011-12) (50 Viewers)

[Jem83]

Paratici- So, what are we buying today? You push the carriage this time
Conte- I need hair products
Paratici- No you don't. That shit on your head ain't real
Conte- I still need my hair products
Paratici- Very well. Look, they have some hair gel on sale this week
Conte- Cool. I need hair gel that will allow the left side of my hair to go towards the middle, I can't have it straight down the left side of my hair
Paratici- Huh?
Conte- You know what I mean
Paratici- No, I don't. But whatever. Get Marotta on the phone to see if we can buy it
Marotta- Hello?
Conte- Hey, it's Conte
Marotta- What's up?
Conte- I need some hair gel
Marotta- OK. What brands are you looking at
Conte- The top of the line hair product I see is made in the US
Marotta- Oh boy
Conte- What's the problem?
Marotta- It's not made in Europe. We may have a problem with that. We can't exceed our Non-Eu hair product quota this year. What else do they have?
Conte- Well, they have another hair product made in spain, but the store manager isn't budging on the price
Marotta- Get him on the phone
Store Manager- Hello Mr. Marotta. What can I do for you?
Marotta- Conte is insistent on this spanish hair product, but you won't budge on the price. Can we talk?
Store manager- What do you have in mind?

(2 minutes Later)

Conte- Why did you hang up on him?
Store Manager- When you figure out a way for me to loan you hair gel, with an option to buy it in full over three years time, you let me know. Get out of my store
Conte- the fuck, Beppe.

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[Fake Melo]

Gurus:

There will be an attempt for Armero after the CL-qualifications.
Marotta will offer €8 mln for Alex, if it gets rejected we'll move for Lugano.

 

[Suns]

Why am I not surpirsed that we're being linked with Armero the day after his game from last night?

 

[Byrone]

Offering 8m for Alex is basically admitting defeat, a waste of time & resources.

 

[JUVEMAN1211]

how much does chelsea want for him again? 10mil?

 

[Alen]

Why am I not surpirsed that we're being linked with Armero the day after his game from last night?

And his last night game wasn't any better than his games for Udinese last season.

 

[Zlatan]

Who's Armero?

 

[j0ker]

And his last night game wasn't any better than his games for Udinese last season.

How do you rate him Alen?

 

[Alen]

Who's Armero?

The black guy from Udinese. Played left wingback for them last year. Incredible stamina and reallyyyy fast, but not great technique. One of the better players in Udinese last year.

 

[Fake Melo]

The black guy from Udinese. Played left wingback for them last year. Incredible stamina and reallyyyy fast, but not great technique. One of the better players in Udinese last year.

Do you think he could serve well in the middle of a 4-3-3?

 

[Alen]

How do you rate him Alen?

I'm not sure. He obviously has some nice qualities but I'm not sure if he'll cut it as a pure winger, which he'll have to play for us.

Do you think he could serve well in the middle of a 4-3-3?

I think he won't.

 

[Red]

Do you think he could serve well in the middle of a 4-3-3?

Not really.

He should stick to playing wide as a LB/LWB where his great running power is most useful, while not exposing his poor-ish technique as much as playing centrally would.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Yeah, I don't know how useful he will be here.

 

[Alen]

Not really.

He should stick to playing wide as a LB/LWB where his great running power is most useful, while not exposing his poor-ish technique as much as playing centrally would.

Yup

I must note though that he seems pretty intelligent and last year I was impressed by his off the ball movement. I was impressed by Udinese's off the ball movement in general, but Armero was one of the best in this respect. He played really nice one-two passes and knew how to move and where to run. Combined with his speed it proved extremely useful for Udinese.
I prefer Isla from their fullbacks, though.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Asamoah is the player I'd like from them.

 

[Byrone]

Asamoah is the player I'd like from them.

Definitely.

 

[Red]

Yup

I must note though that he seems pretty intelligent and last year I was impressed by his off the ball movement. I was impressed by Udinese's off the ball movement in general, but Armero was one of the best in this respect. He played really nice one-two passes and knew how to move and where to run. Combined with his speed it proved extremely useful for Udinese.
I prefer Isla from their fullbacks, though.

I don't think Isla would make a good fullback.

 

[Alen]

Asamoah is the player I'd like from them.

Definitely. Sanchez, Isla and Asamoah from their last year team were the players I wanted the most. Then there were Inler, Armero, Zapata, Benatia...all of them could play in Juve. Add Di Natale and Handanovic and no wonder this team made the CL qualifiers.

 

[Salvatore]

Isla is the type of player I'd want covering the entire right side of the pitch, instead of having someone in front of him. Don't want to stop him at what he well.

 

[Alen]

I don't think Isla would make a good fullback.

I'm not sure that he won't. I haven't really seen him play as a RB but he strikes me as someone who can defend too.

Isla is the type of player I'd want covering the entire right side of the pitch, instead of having someone in front of him. Don't want to stop him at what he well.

This is what I mean. Player for Juve 2009/2010. Armero too.