Paratici met with Conte today at Vinovo to discuss the market.
SKY.
Paratici- So, what are we buying today? You push the carriage this time
Conte- I need hair products
Paratici- No you don't. That shit on your head ain't real
Conte- I still need my hair products
Paratici- Very well. Look, they have some hair gel on sale this week
Conte- Cool. I need hair gel that will allow the left side of my hair to go towards the middle, I can't have it straight down the left side of my hair
Paratici- Huh?
Conte- You know what I mean
Paratici- No, I don't. But whatever. Get Marotta on the phone to see if we can buy it
Marotta- Hello?
Conte- Hey, it's Conte
Marotta- What's up?
Conte- I need some hair gel
Marotta- OK. What brands are you looking at
Conte- The top of the line hair product I see is made in the US
Marotta- Oh boy
Conte- What's the problem?
Marotta- It's not made in Europe. We may have a problem with that. We can't exceed our Non-Eu hair product quota this year. What else do they have?
Conte- Well, they have another hair product made in spain, but the store manager isn't budging on the price
Marotta- Get him on the phone
Store Manager- Hello Mr. Marotta. What can I do for you?
Marotta- Conte is insistent on this spanish hair product, but you won't budge on the price. Can we talk?
Store manager- What do you have in mind?
(2 minutes Later)
Conte- Why did you hang up on him?
Store Manager- When you figure out a way for me to loan you hair gel, with an option to buy it in full over three years time, you let me know. Get out of my store
Conte- the fuck, Beppe.