Winter mercato thread 2025 (32 Viewers)

[Amer]

osimehn scored similar amount of goals in about 8 matches less than vlahovic. why is he rated highly here?

@Carlos Primera

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

Harry Kane just scored another hattrick

He’s now 20 goals and 9 assists in 17 games. This is insane. Give them dusan plus 50 million

If he ever came here, his middle name would be "walks with"

 

[s4tch]

posting it just out of curiosity: let's see how tuz can twist this against junktoli. must be easy, do your worst

 

[Ventus]

I heard Neymar wants to go back to Europe. Worth the risk?

 

[Lion]

posting it just out of curiosity: let's see how tuz can twist this against junktoli. must be easy, do your worst

Mate why are you creating fake scenarios in your head? The fans don’t need to criticize junktoi for this when 110m Koop and Luis have zero goals and1 assists between them. He’s already got plenty to be criticized for

 

[s4tch]

Mate why are you creating fake scenarios in your head?

ah the 4th goalie guy, hello

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I heard Neymar wants to go back to Europe. Worth the risk?

Let's see who bites

 

[Lion]

ah the 4th goalie guy, hello

Point taken but u are still believing the 25m spent couldn’t have been spent on a fullback or winger or striker? Even after watching this team?

Shameful throating from you.

 

[Amer]

Point taken but u are still believing the 25m spent couldn’t have been spent on a fullback or winger or striker? Even after watching this team?

Shameful throating from you.

Don't judge.

 

[JuveJay]

4.5m loan + 13.5m obligation + 2m potential bonuses = "25m spent"

 

[Badass J Elkann]

I heard Neymar wants to go back to Europe. Worth the risk?

2 words.

Fuck no

 

[Amer]

4.5m loan + 13.5m obligation + 2m potential bonuses = "25m spent"

He ain't playing for free. There are salaries we are paying. Perhaps even an agents fee. I would say it even might be 25+ million in this case in 2025.

 

[Bjerknes]

posting it just out of curiosity: let's see how tuz can twist this against junktoli. must be easy, do your worst

He says no now until those fees for all the shit he is buying comes due next summer.

 

[JuveJay]

He ain't playing for free. There are salaries we are paying. Perhaps even an agents fee. I would say it even might be 25+ million in this case in 2025.

Ah ok, let's just make sure this type of guesswork reasoning is used for all transfers for all clubs in and out. I take it we'll also ignore the salary we saved by offloading our "#1" goalkeeper?

 

[Wings]

Let's see who bites

I'll give it a go. Hear me out!
Joga bonito baby!
My boy has played 7 matches in the last 2 years for Al-Hilal & currently sitting out a hamstring injury. He's working on gaining the 'love handles'. This is going to be handy later at the negotiations table.
Lands in Turin in a flashy private jet just before Christmas surrounded by his harem. The Italians go mad! Chine launches an investigation immediately. Rumours are jj will be docked 25 points.
Meanwhile Neymar's watch is stolen on the way to jj medical. Not a big deal. My man has a walk in watch closet unlike FatAss Luiz who is currently depressed due to his house being burgled.
Anyway he meets up with Giuntoli and they hit it off immediately. Talks move into Neymar's yacht parked in Monaco. Giuntoli is smelling the commission. @Turk_Bianconero is going nuts on Tuz. Neymar's 'love handles' creep into the negotiations. The commission has to go up. Neymar spins a toothpick in his fingers and writes a figure on a tissue. Giuntoli looks at it & smiles. The two men shake hands and jj is about to get ransacked.
The next morning at jj medical Neymar is having his medical dressed up in a NASA space suit. Everything looks great! He passes the medicals with flying colours! There are whispers going around that it was Raspadori in the space suit but Giuntoli has been generous. He has also threatened staff at jj medical that he will reveal why so many players are always injured.
A press conference is arranged for the unveiling of Neymar. He walks into a fully packed jj stadium draped in a flowing white thawb. Gazzetta promises revealing pics of Neymar in a Sunday page 3 special. The whole of Italy is in a trance. Tuz is bursting at it's seams. Several members are on suicide watch. @Fr3sh is having a blast!
Meanwhile Neymar's wages are causing a stir in the team. Dusan is raging while Fagioli is weighing up the situation. What are the odds?

Ok. Fuck this I am tired

 

[Orgut]

I heard Neymar wants to go back to Europe. Worth the risk?

With J medical he`ll be in a wheelchair within a week...

 

[Rockets]

I'll give it a go. Hear me out!
Joga bonito baby!
My boy has played 7 matches in the last 2 years for Al-Hilal & currently sitting out a hamstring injury. He's working on gaining the 'love handles'. This is going to be handy later at the negotiations table.
Lands in Turin in a flashy private jet just before Christmas surrounded by his harem. The Italians go mad! Chine launches an investigation immediately. Rumours are jj will be docked 25 points.
Meanwhile Neymar's watch is stolen on the way to jj medical. Not a big deal. My man has a walk in watch closet unlike FatAss Luiz who is currently depressed due to his house being burgled.
Anyway he meets up with Giuntoli and they hit it off immediately. Talks move into Neymar's yacht parked in Monaco. Giuntoli is smelling the commission. @Turk_Bianconero is going nuts on Tuz. Neymar's 'love handles' creep into the negotiations. The commission has to go up. Neymar spins a toothpick in his fingers and writes a figure on a tissue. Giuntoli looks at it & smiles. The two men shake hands and jj is about to get ransacked.
The next morning at jj medical Neymar is having his medical dressed up in a NASA space suit. Everything looks great! He passes the medicals with flying colours! There are whispers going around that it was Raspadori in the space suit but Giuntoli has been generous. He has also threatened staff at jj medical that he will reveal why so many players are always injured.
A press conference is arranged for the unveiling of Neymar. He walks into a fully packed jj stadium draped in a flowing white thawb. Gazzetta promises revealing pics of Neymar in a Sunday page 3 special. The whole of Italy is in a trance. Tuz is bursting at it's seams. Several members are on suicide watch. @Fr3sh is having a blast!
Meanwhile Neymar's wages are causing a stir in the team. Dusan is raging while Fagioli is weighing up the situation. What are the odds?

Ok. Fuck this I am tired

Thank you sir. This is way more entertaining than JJ vs Milan!

 

[Fr3sh]

I'll give it a go. Hear me out!
Joga bonito baby!
My boy has played 7 matches in the last 2 years for Al-Hilal & currently sitting out a hamstring injury. He's working on gaining the 'love handles'. This is going to be handy later at the negotiations table.
Lands in Turin in a flashy private jet just before Christmas surrounded by his harem. The Italians go mad! Chine launches an investigation immediately. Rumours are jj will be docked 25 points.
Meanwhile Neymar's watch is stolen on the way to jj medical. Not a big deal. My man has a walk in watch closet unlike FatAss Luiz who is currently depressed due to his house being burgled.
Anyway he meets up with Giuntoli and they hit it off immediately. Talks move into Neymar's yacht parked in Monaco. Giuntoli is smelling the commission. @Turk_Bianconero is going nuts on Tuz. Neymar's 'love handles' creep into the negotiations. The commission has to go up. Neymar spins a toothpick in his fingers and writes a figure on a tissue. Giuntoli looks at it & smiles. The two men shake hands and jj is about to get ransacked.
The next morning at jj medical Neymar is having his medical dressed up in a NASA space suit. Everything looks great! He passes the medicals with flying colours! There are whispers going around that it was Raspadori in the space suit but Giuntoli has been generous. He has also threatened staff at jj medical that he will reveal why so many players are always injured.
A press conference is arranged for the unveiling of Neymar. He walks into a fully packed jj stadium draped in a flowing white thawb. Gazzetta promises revealing pics of Neymar in a Sunday page 3 special. The whole of Italy is in a trance. Tuz is bursting at it's seams. Several members are on suicide watch. @Fr3sh is having a blast!
Meanwhile Neymar's wages are causing a stir in the team. Dusan is raging while Fagioli is weighing up the situation. What are the odds?

Ok. Fuck this I am tired

Gonna make dua that this actually happens

 

[Orgut]

I'll give it a go. Hear me out!
Joga bonito baby!
My boy has played 7 matches in the last 2 years for Al-Hilal & currently sitting out a hamstring injury. He's working on gaining the 'love handles'. This is going to be handy later at the negotiations table.
Lands in Turin in a flashy private jet just before Christmas surrounded by his harem. The Italians go mad! Chine launches an investigation immediately. Rumours are jj will be docked 25 points.
Meanwhile Neymar's watch is stolen on the way to jj medical. Not a big deal. My man has a walk in watch closet unlike FatAss Luiz who is currently depressed due to his house being burgled.
Anyway he meets up with Giuntoli and they hit it off immediately. Talks move into Neymar's yacht parked in Monaco. Giuntoli is smelling the commission. @Turk_Bianconero is going nuts on Tuz. Neymar's 'love handles' creep into the negotiations. The commission has to go up. Neymar spins a toothpick in his fingers and writes a figure on a tissue. Giuntoli looks at it & smiles. The two men shake hands and jj is about to get ransacked.
The next morning at jj medical Neymar is having his medical dressed up in a NASA space suit. Everything looks great! He passes the medicals with flying colours! There are whispers going around that it was Raspadori in the space suit but Giuntoli has been generous. He has also threatened staff at jj medical that he will reveal why so many players are always injured.
A press conference is arranged for the unveiling of Neymar. He walks into a fully packed jj stadium draped in a flowing white thawb. Gazzetta promises revealing pics of Neymar in a Sunday page 3 special. The whole of Italy is in a trance. Tuz is bursting at it's seams. Several members are on suicide watch. @Fr3sh is having a blast!
Meanwhile Neymar's wages are causing a stir in the team. Dusan is raging while Fagioli is weighing up the situation. What are the odds?

Ok. Fuck this I am tired

Fit Neymar would be dope but how many games do ypu think he will actually play..
Sounds like another "Pogba" opportunity

 

[Bjerknes]

Ricardo Pepi!