Winter mercato 2022 (25 Viewers)

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Osman

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Aug 30, 2002
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calma, it's the real 4d chess after all:


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save for some actual investments like chiesa or loca, our market moves were nothing but random patches. this saga fits in perfectly. we need an experienced dude (luis campos, marotta, carnevali type) more than ever.
We need to hire Luis Campo ASAP. What an utter embarrassment it has been since we foolishly got rid of Marotta.
 

Bianconero81

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Jan 26, 2009
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We won’t change our whole tactical setup in January, let’s forget about it.
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What about playing a 3-5-2 with Chiesa-Dybala up top.
Bro. Our midfield is shit, so we should try and bypass it. 4-2-3-1 ftw.

I would actually be looking at Kamara from Marseille - his contract is expiring, and he's young but experienced. Both him and Loca would be our starting midfield Duo. We won't be getting Tchouameni or Tielemans, not in winter or summer, but a Loca and Kamara double pivot supporting a Chiesa - Dybala - Cuads trident behind Kean/Random 9 on loan would work until the end of the seson.

In the summer, we are bound to lose De Ligt, so get as much money for him as possible and bring in Vlahovic and a new CB, in addition to Romagnoli (since it's bound to happen anyway). We can then play 4-3-3 when Dybala is injured/rested and a 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 when he's available. Recall Rovella from his loan spell, and perhaps bring in Pogba on a three year deal.

In the summer of 2023, we upgrade our FBs and bring in a new winger.

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We get outmuscled for Tchouameni and even Zakaria, deary me
We have no muscles to begin with. We're that fat zit faced kid Chad picks on during lunch time.

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Luuk De Jong :lol:






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Tolisso too :lol:


Close mercato pls.
FC Shitventus ushering in a new era of mediocrity not seen since the days of Del Fairy and Zacherooni.

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Because your lord and savior Tootsie The Terrible got us in this mess.

Every morning I wake up and pray that he gets gang raped by rabid dogs in a dark London Alley, and then a masked vigilante comes in to clobber his sad pathetic disgusting face.
 
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Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
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Bro. Our midfield is shit, so we should try and bypass it. 4-2-3-1 ftw.

I would actually be looking at Kamara from Marseille - his contract is expiring, and he's young but experienced. Both him and Loca would be our starting midfield Duo. We won't be getting Tchouameni or Tielemans, not in winter or summer, but a Loca and Kamara double pivot supporting a Chiesa - Dybala - Cuads trident behind Kean/Random 9 on loan would work until the end of the seson.

In the summer, we are bound to lose De Ligt, so get as much money for him as possible and bring in Vlahovic and a new CB, in addition to Romagnoli (since it's bound to happen anyway). We can then play 4-3-3 when Dybala is injured/rested and a 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 when he's available. Recall Rovella from his loan spell, and perhaps bring in Pogba on a three year deal.

In the summer of 2023, we upgrade our FBs and bring in a new winger.

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We have no muscles to begin with. We're that fat zit faced kid Chad picks on during lunch time.

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FC Shitventus ushering in a new era of mediocrity not seen since the days of Del Fairy and Zacherooni.

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Because your lord and savior Tootsie The Terrible got us in this mess.

Every morning I wake up and pray that he gets gang raped by rabid dogs in a dark London Alley, and then a masked vigilante comes in to clobber his sad pathetic disgusting face.
Yup because paratici is what's making beanie make dumb ass moves. Mess started long before paratici with dumb expensive moves like Costa and higuain with 0 resale value. The only players with any form of resale value ironically are those paratici signed. Keep fantasising about your rabid dogs in London :sergio:
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
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? He is playing there as a CF for Barca. If he was playing on the wing would his numbers be what they are? And seeing as Allegri doesn’t seem to believe Dybala works as a 9, who is playing CF here?

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I don’t disagree with this, but I’m confused by the speculation that Allegri would entertain a 4-3-3 with Dybala up top as the 9. He never did before, he hasn’t now. Pirlo also refused to. And Sarri king of 4-3-3, who even converted Mertens into a 9, refused to use Dybala as a 9. So… why do we think that getting Depay would have us play that trident?
Max has to unleash Dybala as a cf9

dish out wide while he sucks in a cdm and a cb in to free up a slashing Memphis or Chiesa. Or he keeps and creates bc he’s more than capable on his own

that is something morty simply cannot do. And if Dybala is injured then Memphis can do the same maybe even better. Sadly a luxury would be to have midfielders capable of finishing up its this type of setup as well
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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The funny thing is we have an obvious goal scoring problem and Origi has like 20 goals in his entire fucking career. :lol:

As an Allegri hater I can believe quite a lot, but I refuse to believe Origi would be acceptable to Mister.

All in all, it’s been very amusing reading some of these names, they might be the worst series of links I’ve ever seen for Juventus.
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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Cant wait to see those accurate deliveries from cuadrado fly over dybala and depay's heads
Morata has zero headed goals this season.

Kean has a few but all were more due to his movement than any height or jumping ability.

Playing Depay over these guys isn't missing much in the air
 
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Adrian

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Jan 31, 2003
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Just keep what we have for now and pray to every fucking religious God out there for us to improve in the second half of the season.

These cunts putting out rumours are having beers together each night coming up with lists of players just to piss us juve supporters off.

Somehow the important need for midfielders has swayed towards a striker.

Bring back our loaned midfielders and bring in scamacca...honestly better than any names mentioned so far.

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Not winter mercato, but the quality of players available for pre-agreements this Saturday is truly insane. I don’t expect a Mbappe or Pogba, but Kessie and Brozovic should be signable.

https://www.footballtransfers.com/e...n-2022-best-free-agents-available-on-a-bosman


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Agree....by far the best freebie list in a very long time. Pointless trying for anything in january.
 

juve123

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Aug 10, 2017
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Tottenham of Paratici proposed to Juventus an exchange between Dejan Kulusevksi and Giovanni Lo Celso.Giovanni has been considered not a part of Conte plans due to his attitude and injury issues.(Gazzetta)
 
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