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Bro. Our midfield is shit, so we should try and bypass it. 4-2-3-1 ftw.
I would actually be looking at Kamara from Marseille - his contract is expiring, and he's young but experienced. Both him and Loca would be our starting midfield Duo. We won't be getting Tchouameni or Tielemans, not in winter or summer, but a Loca and Kamara double pivot supporting a Chiesa - Dybala - Cuads trident behind Kean/Random 9 on loan would work until the end of the seson.
In the summer, we are bound to lose De Ligt, so get as much money for him as possible and bring in Vlahovic and a new CB, in addition to Romagnoli (since it's bound to happen anyway). We can then play 4-3-3 when Dybala is injured/rested and a 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 when he's available. Recall Rovella from his loan spell, and perhaps bring in Pogba on a three year deal.
In the summer of 2023, we upgrade our FBs and bring in a new winger.
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We have no muscles to begin with. We're that fat zit faced kid Chad picks on during lunch time.
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FC Shitventus ushering in a new era of mediocrity not seen since the days of Del Fairy and Zacherooni.
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Because your lord and savior Tootsie The Terrible got us in this mess.
Every morning I wake up and pray that he gets gang raped by rabid dogs in a dark London Alley, and then a masked vigilante comes in to clobber his sad pathetic disgusting face.