Winter Mercato 2015 (48 Viewers)

[Hust]

People like me are not delusional. For every Pirlo we are lucky to get on a free, there are many Andrades, Anelkas and Bendtners out there.

Regarding Morata, it is debatable. Perhaps more playing time will increase his profligacy and make us long for Llorente as a starter.

True. But we don't know what category Sneijder would fall under yet so why worry?

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But Morata adds so much more than Llorente. How can anyone question that?

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how shameful if Inter sign Shaqiri when and we Snejider................

And we finish 1st again and they aren't even in the CL.

Yes. Shameful.

 

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[Post Ironic]

Pffff, why would you even eat real vegetables?

Oh, dear lawdy me. I forgots.

Vegetables are bad for us, and one is healthier without. I wonder if Vidal recently switched to the cola---no vegetable diet? We should look to only bring in players already on this diet during mercatos in the future.

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Gastrointestinal Support in short: Swag

Who's the one who had rectal surgery on the forum?

Was that ILFJ?

 

[Klin]

 

[Maddy]

Who's the one who had rectal surgery on the forum?

Was that ILFJ?

He claims that, yes. I think he just misunderstood the old Penis in Vacuum Cleaner and instead inserted in his ass.

 

[Post Ironic]

So that's how he got haemorrhoids... The old vacuum cleaner up the anus method.

Wasn't his girlfriend's father his rectal surgeon, or something?

 

[Maddy]

So that's how he got haemorrhoids... The old vacuum cleaner up the anus method.

Wasn't his girlfriend's father his rectal surgeon, or something?

It's the Third World. Aren't they all related somehow?

 

[Osman]

True. But we don't know what category Sneijder would fall under yet so why worry?

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But Morata adds so much more than Llorente. How can anyone question that?

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And we finish 1st again and they aren't even in the CL.

Yes. Shameful.

Why do you have Elizabeth Shue as your av?

 

[Hust]

Why do you have Elizabeth Shue as your av?

Crush on her 80s self.

 

[Post Ironic]

Crush on her 80s self.

 

[PedroFlu]

If we end up with Rolando and Sneijder and Inter gets Shaqiri, somehow, I'll lose it. It'd be a case for sending Marotta and Allegri away immediately

 

[Maddy]

If we end up with Rolando and Sneijder and Inter gets Shaqiri, somehow, I'll lose it. It'd be a case for sending Marotta and Allegri away immediately

Get ready to lose it. It's evident we don't want Shaqiri.

 

[Osman]

Crush on her 80s self.

Wuuuut

Would gotten it if you said these:

Or any of

But not talentless and plain ass Elizabeth Shue

P.S Kelly Lebrock was so hot she is worth posting twice.

 

[Alex-444]

oldwomenmercato#

 

[Hust]

Wuuuut

Would gotten it if you said these:

Or any of

But not talentless and plain ass Elizabeth Shue

P.S Kelly Lebrock was so hot she is worth posting twice.

Come at me

 

[Osman]

Wrong Kim dude

 

[Klin]

Osman needs professional help.

 

[Salvo]

Jeeeeeezzzzuusss I know this is the full retard thread but can we keep the 80's bitches out of it?

 

[Post Ironic]

WTF is going on in here.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

this fucking thread

 

[Post Ironic]

I suppose when our mercato consists of ancient, washed up players like Rolando and Sneijder... a bunch of plain-jane 80s women are rather fitting.