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Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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Schar already said he would like to come to Italy, and no offense but Juve can offer him titles
I agree with your assessment here, my dear little Bambi. Schar could come here, and we could all nickname him Scar like the character out of that profound and moving film The Lion King.

It seems we agree on many things. This is good to find those in life who have the same core values and beliefs and juxtapose nicely together in risqué photographs. I am Canadian, Bambi, and Justin Bieber is also Canadian. Seeing as you worship at the altar of the magnificent Bieber, it logically follows, ipso facto, that you worship at my altar also. We could be great lovers in this dangerous time. I, too, find the Bieber rather seductive, and am so charmed by his starry eyes. So I have an idea... We could each don our most Bieberesque hairstyles, throw on a little Bieberesque make-up, get the same tattoos as Bieber, bling ourselves out like the Bieber, and then make slow, sensual, rhythmic striptease videos for one another to our favourite Bieber songs.

Don't answer right away, my darling Bambi, take a few, consider it, don't jump into it rashly like I know your adorable little impulsive soul is apt to do. Consider though a lifelong love affair, a fairytale ending for you and I alone, in the realm of the senses.

I eagerly await your response in the affirmative, my little doe-eyed dearest.
 
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I agree with your assessment here, my dear little Bambi. Schar could come here, and we could all nickname him Scar like the character out of that profound and moving film The Lion King.

It seems we agree on many things. This is good to find those in life who have the same core values and beliefs and juxtapose nicely together in risqué photographs. I am Canadian, Bambi, and Justin Bieber is also Canadian. Seeing as you worship at the altar of the magnificent Bieber, it logically follows, ipso facto, that you worship at my altar also. We could be great lovers in this dangerous time. I, too, find the Bieber rather seductive, and am so charmed by his starry eyes. So I have an idea... We could each don our most Bieberesque hairstyles, throw on a little Bieberesque make-up, get the same tattoos as Bieber, bling ourselves out like the Bieber, and then make slow, sensual, rhythmic striptease videos for one another to our favourite Bieber songs.

Don't answer right away, my darling Bambi, take a few, consider it, don't jump into it rashly like I know your adorable little impulsive soul is apt to do. Consider though a lifelong love affair, a fairytale ending for you and I alone, in the realm of the senses.

I eagerly await your response in the affirmative, my little doe-eyed dearest.
:lol: you guys are crazy. Also I don't resemble bieber at all
 

Black+White

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Jul 5, 2014
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Schar already said he would like to come to Italy, and no offense but Juve can offer him titles
Schar stated that the Bundesliga is the league he's most interested in, next to the Premier League.

Anyways, I think Gladbach would be a great next step for him, just like it is for Xhaka.

i explained it already in my previous reply to AlexJuventino. I want Firmino here. winter/summer doesent really matter. maybe Reus if we sell Vidal OR make a deep run in the CL. the other players from that list are randomly selected BL wingers which i only put there so Nostradamus gets mad. :D
There's just no way of Reus coming to Juve. He's got offers from every top team in Europe and they're offering him huge amounts of money. I think Manchester City's been said to be offering about 10 mil a year.
 

Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
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I agree with your assessment here, my dear little Bambi. Schar could come here, and we could all nickname him Scar like the character out of that profound and moving film The Lion King.

It seems we agree on many things. This is good to find those in life who have the same core values and beliefs and juxtapose nicely together in risqué photographs. I am Canadian, Bambi, and Justin Bieber is also Canadian. Seeing as you worship at the altar of the magnificent Bieber, it logically follows, ipso facto, that you worship at my altar also. We could be great lovers in this dangerous time. I, too, find the Bieber rather seductive, and am so charmed by his starry eyes. So I have an idea... We could each don our most Bieberesque hairstyles, throw on a little Bieberesque make-up, get the same tattoos as Bieber, bling ourselves out like the Bieber, and then make slow, sensual, rhythmic striptease videos for one another to our favourite Bieber songs.

Don't answer right away, my darling Bambi, take a few, consider it, don't jump into it rashly like I know your adorable little impulsive soul is apt to do. Consider though a lifelong love affair, a fairytale ending for you and I alone, in the realm of the senses.

I eagerly await your response in the affirmative, my little doe-eyed dearest.
:lol:
If you don't we'll have to fight for this man.

If you guys had the choice between Shaqiri and Mata for 20m, who'd you pick and why?
Mata, because you both have the same shade of hair.

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Ocelot

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Jul 13, 2013
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Pretty much, but there are some folks on here that don't like him.
I mean he was pretty overrated ~ a year ago and you could perhaps argue that the fee United paid was €5-10 million too high, but he's still a class player.

Also United was/is is in a pretty desperate state, and it was january.



Sadly for us United are stupid, but not as stupid to let him have us for 20 million.
 

zizinho

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Apr 14, 2013
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There's just no way of Reus coming to Juve. He's got offers from every top team in Europe and they're offering him huge amounts of money. I think Manchester City's been said to be offering about 10 mil a year.
i think the possible destinations are Bayern, Barca, Real, Chelsea and United. he wouldnt go to a club like City IMO as he would probably chose a team with more tradition. we are the 6th best destination i think. we cant offer him wages as big as the teams above (around 6M would be a maximum for us, which isnt bad but the ones above would probably offer around 10M or so) but we have tradition, and we guarantee trophies, and (with him in the team) we are competitive for the CL. we also have some young players which are potentially the best in the world in their positions so we potentially can sty competitive for a long time. we'll see what he will chose. Bayern and Chelsea are the closest to him IMO as Real and Barca are too stacked in the attacking positions and it is questionable if United can be a CL top club in the near future...
 

j0ker

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Jan 5, 2006
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Don't know where Real or Barca would fit him.

I say Chelsea and Man UTD are the most possible options.

He'd be a pussy if he joins Bayern.
 

zizinho

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Apr 14, 2013
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Don't know where Real or Barca would fit him.

I say Chelsea and Man UTD are the most possible options.

He'd be a pussy if he joins Bayern.
True. and they would be pussies if they would try to get him. he refused them once and if he refuses them again it would hurt their image and their "bavarian pride"
 
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