Hey, I'll say it. Fuck Spain.
All other side-eye and bitchface contenders must bow down and take their rightful place at David Villa’s feet.
Yes, even you Nando. And you too, Ibrah. Don’t hate: appreciate.
Let’s break down David’s killer cut eye creation:
The body language says, “I am so depleted in my levels of disgust for your presence that I cannot even bring about the energy to stand up straight. In fact, I wilt with despair over the filth of your very existence.“
The face says, “Continuing on from where the shoulders left off, I too am filled with loathing. So much so, that I need to inhale deeply to cleanse your unholy visage away from my cold, dead, eyes and oxygenate my raging blood stream. My nose is twitching involuntarily, like an irate, partly rabid guinea pig sniffing at a plastic carrot given to them as a cruel, heartless joke. My soul patch and I spurn you and your ilk. I am spent. You are dead to me.“ ...
-kickette.com
Sums up exactly what I think of when I see this idiot.
ps: this has nothing to do with Portugal's loss. I just can't stand this team aside from Iniesta & Puyol.