I wasn't, my young friend. If you had been here earlier (circa 2001) you would have known I started the original and famous

'Totti Non-Fanclub'. I've never liked the guy and we used to enjoy poking fun at him back in the days. He's an arrogant bastard, not a terribly nice guy and just overall not too bright and annoying.
Which is why I was so surprised at this latest interview.