what happens when.. (1 Viewer)

[sallyinzaghi]

i know this is really, really, really stupid, but i was really wondering, what happens when a player needs to pee while he is on the pitch ?

 

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[Hydde]

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Of course he have to wait till the mid time!

 

[Zlatan]

He does it by the post!!!

No, when you move a lot you dont feel the need so much, so they would hold out until HT or FT no problem.

 

[Ivy]

:LOL:

i think they should be fine if they make it a practice to .......... "empty" themselves before each half


either that or holding in the pee must be the reason behind many a missed goal :LOL:

 

[nosubstitute959]

++ [ originally posted by Sunshine ] ++either that or holding in the pee must be the reason behind many a missed goal :LOL:

:LOL:

 

[sallyinzaghi]

haahaha... thanks! i guess if they really cant hold it in they WOULD pee by the goal post..... how obscene football can get ..

 

[Ivy]

not the goal post! GK's are diving there...eeewwwww....maybe the corner flag :undecide:

 

[Hydde]

or in thepenalty spot!!!

in that way the ball can slide and take different directions if someone is kicking a PK against you!!

very good idea indeed!

 

[Ivy]

Oh!!!........ is the the reason for the Beckham penalty slip!!!!


wonder who's the "culprit" then








Anyways.... penalty spot is unlikely.... 1/2 the team would be staring 'down' at you cos it'd like.... right in the middle of nowhere

 

[Hydde]

Himself of course...

the replay shows when he is hangong out the gun and pissing the spot...and the stupid just fell with his own pee.

And the UEFA dont do a thing about this.............but if zambrotta fell in the pitch because of Bologna´s player pee, no one say a thing eh...ehh???

its unfair!!

 

[nosubstitute959]

U guys are silly.........enough with the peeing already.

 

[Hydde]

Blame SallyI!!!!

She started this nonsense thread!!

Close this thing

 

[Ivy]

++ [ originally posted by Hydde ] ++
Himself of course...

the replay shows when he is hangong out the gun and pissing the spot...and the stupid just fell with his own pee.

And the UEFA dont do a thing about this.............but if zambrotta fell in the pitch because of Bologna´s player pee, no one say a thing eh...ehh???

its unfair!!

ok... i surrender... you win.....

 

[Hydde]

well just take care...and dont pee your underwear



hey enough close this thing!!:/

 

[gray]

I saw a photo of a footballer, warming up on the sideline, and he's kneeling down, but u can see that he's hanging his ... organs ... outside his shorts and peeing

did anyone see that?

 

[Lilianna]

++ [ originally posted by sallyinzaghi ] ++
i know this is really, really, really stupid, but i was really wondering, what happens when a player needs to pee while he is on the pitch ?

i feel embarassed for what i'll say but i have to while this thread is opened!!

every time there is an important match...
in the first 30 minutes i feel like i need to pee.... :embarass:

then....
up to the 40th minute i start sweating and if there is additional time i feel like dying!!!! :fero:

that's why i hate additonal times!! :fero::fero::fero:

and for the second half it happens the same thing!! :nervous:

it must be caused by my anxiety cause i drink nothink before and during the match.....

 

[Martin]

This thread is utterly disgusting.