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Zlatan

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Jun 9, 2003
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He does it by the post!!! :D

No, when you move a lot you dont feel the need so much, so they would hold out until HT or FT no problem.
 

Ivy

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Jul 16, 2003
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:LOL:

i think they should be fine if they make it a practice to .......... "empty" themselves before each half :D :D


either that or holding in the pee must be the reason behind many a missed goal :LOL:
 

Hydde

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Mar 6, 2003
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or in thepenalty spot!!!

in that way the ball can slide and take different directions if someone is kicking a PK against you!!

very good idea indeed!
 

Ivy

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Jul 16, 2003
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Oh!!!........ is the the reason for the Beckham penalty slip!!!! :eek: :eek:


wonder who's the "culprit" then :p








Anyways.... penalty spot is unlikely.... 1/2 the team would be staring 'down' at you cos it'd like.... right in the middle of nowhere :D
 

Hydde

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Mar 6, 2003
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Himself of course...

the replay shows when he is hangong out the gun and pissing the spot...and the stupid just fell with his own pee.

And the UEFA dont do a thing about this.............but if zambrotta fell in the pitch because of Bologna´s player pee, no one say a thing eh...ehh???

its unfair!! :(
 

Ivy

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Jul 16, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Hydde ] ++
Himself of course...

the replay shows when he is hangong out the gun and pissing the spot...and the stupid just fell with his own pee.

And the UEFA dont do a thing about this.............but if zambrotta fell in the pitch because of Bologna´s player pee, no one say a thing eh...ehh???

its unfair!! :(
:wallbang: ok... i surrender... you win..... :p
 

gray

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Apr 22, 2003
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I saw a photo of a footballer, warming up on the sideline, and he's kneeling down, but u can see that he's hanging his ... organs ... outside his shorts and peeing :yuck:

did anyone see that?
 

Lilianna

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Apr 3, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by sallyinzaghi ] ++
i know this is really, really, really stupid, but i was really wondering, what happens when a player needs to pee while he is on the pitch ? :angel:
i feel embarassed for what i'll say but i have to while this thread is opened!!

every time there is an important match...
in the first 30 minutes i feel like i need to pee.... :embarass:

then....
up to the 40th minute i start sweating and if there is additional time i feel like dying!!!! :fero:

that's why i hate additonal times!! :fero::fero::fero:

and for the second half it happens the same thing!! :nervous:

it must be caused by my anxiety cause i drink nothink before and during the match.....:D
 
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