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Zlatan

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Jun 9, 2003
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He does it by the post!!! :D

No, when you move a lot you dont feel the need so much, so they would hold out until HT or FT no problem.
 

Ivy

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Jul 16, 2003
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:LOL:

i think they should be fine if they make it a practice to .......... "empty" themselves before each half :D :D


either that or holding in the pee must be the reason behind many a missed goal :LOL:
 
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sallyinzaghi
Aug 1, 2003
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    haahaha... thanks! i guess if they really cant hold it in they WOULD pee by the goal post..... how obscene football can get ..
     

    Hydde

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    Mar 6, 2003
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    or in thepenalty spot!!!

    in that way the ball can slide and take different directions if someone is kicking a PK against you!!

    very good idea indeed!
     

    Ivy

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    Jul 16, 2003
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    Oh!!!........ is the the reason for the Beckham penalty slip!!!! :eek: :eek:


    wonder who's the "culprit" then :p








    Anyways.... penalty spot is unlikely.... 1/2 the team would be staring 'down' at you cos it'd like.... right in the middle of nowhere :D
     

    Hydde

    Duke NUKEM
    Mar 6, 2003
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    Himself of course...

    the replay shows when he is hangong out the gun and pissing the spot...and the stupid just fell with his own pee.

    And the UEFA dont do a thing about this.............but if zambrotta fell in the pitch because of Bologna´s player pee, no one say a thing eh...ehh???

    its unfair!! :(
     

    Ivy

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    Jul 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by Hydde ] ++
    Himself of course...

    the replay shows when he is hangong out the gun and pissing the spot...and the stupid just fell with his own pee.

    And the UEFA dont do a thing about this.............but if zambrotta fell in the pitch because of Bologna´s player pee, no one say a thing eh...ehh???

    its unfair!! :(
    :wallbang: ok... i surrender... you win..... :p
     

    gray

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    Apr 22, 2003
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    I saw a photo of a footballer, warming up on the sideline, and he's kneeling down, but u can see that he's hanging his ... organs ... outside his shorts and peeing :yuck:

    did anyone see that?
     

    Lilianna

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    Apr 3, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by sallyinzaghi ] ++
    i know this is really, really, really stupid, but i was really wondering, what happens when a player needs to pee while he is on the pitch ? :angel:
    i feel embarassed for what i'll say but i have to while this thread is opened!!

    every time there is an important match...
    in the first 30 minutes i feel like i need to pee.... :embarass:

    then....
    up to the 40th minute i start sweating and if there is additional time i feel like dying!!!! :fero:

    that's why i hate additonal times!! :fero::fero::fero:

    and for the second half it happens the same thing!! :nervous:

    it must be caused by my anxiety cause i drink nothink before and during the match.....:D
     
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