What Grinds Your Gears? (4 Viewers)

[Christina]

Serves you right for using that mode of transport, where you trying to get the South African travel experience?



I bet you take a HUGE whiff just to stay awake during lectures.

The chilling cold outside does that to me.

 

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[Byrone]

The chilling cold outside does that to me.

Do you also carry a blanky plus a flask filled with hot chocolate & a hot water bottle?

 

[Christina]

Do you also carry a blanky plus a flask filled with hot chocolate & a hot water bottle?

I use my scarf as a pillow and my flask is filled with coffee, fool!

 

[Byrone]

I use my scarf as a pillow and my flask is filled with coffee, fool!

How long does it take you to put on all those layers of jerseys, coats & pants?

 

[Christina]

How long does it take you to put on all those layers of jerseys, coats & pants?

Honestly, 10 minutes.

 

[Byrone]

Honestly, 10 minutes.

Yeah right! There's no way a woman could get dressed in ten min.

 

[Christina]

Yeah right! There's no way a woman could get dressed in ten min.

No, 10 minutes to put on all the extra layers.

 

[Byrone]

No, 10 minutes to put on all the extra layers.

Oh okay, my bad. Are we counting the extra socks as well?

 

[Christina]

Oh okay, my bad. Are we counting the extra socks as well?

4 layers of shirts/sweaters, 2 layers of pants, 3 layers of socks + leg warmers.

 

[Byrone]

4 layers of shirts/sweaters, 2 layers of pants, 3 layers of socks + leg warmers.

You must sweat profusely in those garments, excellent way to shed the winter fat.

 

[Christina]

You must sweat profusely in those garments, excellent way to shed the winter fat.

When I get inside I can remove some layers.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Wow, Canada sucks.

 

[Byrone]

When I get inside I can remove some layers.

Not in class, i hope.

Wow, Canada sucks.

Having doubts?

 

[Christina]

It does.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Having doubts?

I hate dressing up, so many layers would make me crazy as hell.

 

[Byrone]

It does.

I would have invited you to stay with me considering it's summer here but since my house is all messed up, you'll have to stay put.

I hate dressing up, so many layers would make me crazy as hell.

Lets be honest here, the only reason you wouldn't wanna dress up in so many layers is because you couldn't pull out your sausage fast enough to play with it & you couldn't scratch in your butt as much as you do.

 

[Christina]

It sucks when you have an itch on your shoulder or leg and can't get to it through all the layers.

 

[Byrone]

It sucks when you have an itch on your shoulder or leg and can't get to it through all the layers.

Just keep a coat hanger in your bag.

 

[Christina]

Just keep a coat hanger in your bag.

It doubles up as a weapon too!

 

[Dostoevsky]

I would have invited you to stay with me considering it's summer here but since my house is all messed up, you'll have to stay put.

Lets be honest here, the only reason you wouldn't wanna dress up in so many layers is because you couldn't pull out your sausage fast enough to play with it & you couldn't scratch in your butt as much as you do.

You bitch never cared enough to invite me for summer!

You got me. Imagine if you had to pee and you have like 14 layers

Or some girl wants to please you and you say "just a sec... not a sec... give me 10 minutes to get all this shit off me!"