What Grinds Your Gears? (16 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

How bologna is round and bread is square...

Or hotdogs too small for the bread.

 

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[IliveForJuve]

Tinnitus.

 

[Byrone]

When i'm eating & really enjoying the food & then i bite my tongue by mistake.

When i wake up hungry & walk to the kitchen in the dark because i don't wanna get out of my sleepy state & then i end up banging my knee against the coffee table.

 

[JMilwaukeeK]

when u take too big a hit and your throat burns for like an hour.

 

[ALC]

^Amateur...

 

[JMilwaukeeK]

Happened the other day...terrible feeling. The first time its ever happened.

 

[ALC]

Haha it's gotta happen sometime

 

[X Æ A-12]

Potheads!

 

[Bozi]

you rang?

 

[Bozi]

and please tell me i didn't make it all the way over here and you don't have munchies

 

[X Æ A-12]

Obese people and how everyone has to be so sensitive to their "disability".

I'm not talking about a little extra pudge I mean guys that take up two fucking seats on public transit and have DD sized man tits who are eating themselves into oblivion.

Drug addicts and alcoholics are the scum of society who can't even get liver transplants or Dialysis so why is it when your addicted to stuffing your fat face all day you have a "disability" that's costing $147 billion per year in healthcare costs?

And those fat fucks who tried to sue Mcdonald's for making them obese should jump off a bridge.

 

[Red]

That's how 14% of the world's earthquakes and tsunamis happen.

 

[ALC]

Obese people and how everyone has to be so sensitive to their "disability".

I'm not talking about a little extra pudge I mean guys that take up two fucking seats on public transit and have DD sized man tits who are eating themselves into oblivion.

Drug addicts and alcoholics are the scum of society who can't even get liver transplants or Dialysis so why is it when your addicted to stuffing your fat face all day you have a "disability" that's costing $147 billion per year in healthcare costs?

And those fat fucks who tried to sue Mcdonald's for making them obese should jump off a bridge.

Haha that was the most hilarious thing ever. Still can't wrap my mind around it.

 

[swag]

Problem is that they'd violate the bridge's weight limits and endanger the other passengers on it.

 

[X Æ A-12]

No, everyone else is going to have to get off the bridge to make room for them because they have a disability.

 

[yinqiaol]

Thank you very much! I can sort of hear the final i on chiisai, though it's very faint. Having the romaji makes memorizing so much easier.

 

[swag]

TV commercials where attractive actors and actresses pretend to be inanimate objects.

No, you're not a freaking Mac. You're not a flipping T-Mobile My Touch 4G. You're paid actors hired to sell shit to me.

 

[Christina]

Obese people and how everyone has to be so sensitive to their "disability".

I'm not talking about a little extra pudge I mean guys that take up two fucking seats on public transit and have DD sized man tits who are eating themselves into oblivion.

Drug addicts and alcoholics are the scum of society who can't even get liver transplants or Dialysis so why is it when your addicted to stuffing your fat face all day you have a "disability" that's costing $147 billion per year in healthcare costs?

And those fat fucks who tried to sue Mcdonald's for making them obese should jump off a bridge.

Seriously?

 

[Bozi]

litigious cunts piss me off,like the bitch that sued McDonalds because she went in and bought a coffee,poured it over herself and said that it didn't say it contained hot fluids.


thanks to these cunts i now have a tup of PEANUTS sitting on my desk that says "WARNing-may contain nuts"

 

[Byrone]

TV commercials where attractive actors and actresses pretend to be inanimate objects.

No, you're not a freaking Mac. You're not a flipping T-Mobile My Touch 4G. You're paid actors hired to sell shit to me.

I hate infomercials that use bodybuilders & models that workout every day of the week to promote the next best cardio or mass building machine that only requires 15min a day, that includes a fat burning instruction dvd that feature hammer man or vanilla ice looking like aids patients.