You're european, all europeans are gay or closet gays.
You can come out on your time & on your terms. No pressure.
Super sexy, if they have huge thighs, then they need to think twice.
You should get yourself a pair of hemp jeans. If you ever get stuck in a fire, you die all high & oblivious to the pain!
They stare at you because you're pretty, goofy. If the guy stares at Rab, it's because he's bisexual or gay, DUH!